Kids, do not attempt to add a zillion people in one night when you get your MySpace profile up and running. Just trust me on this one. All you'll get is a sore right index finger from hitting the back button. And sleepy. You'll get sleepy.

This site business is pretty hilarious, considering that this is the first day on MySpace and we're already getting 3000-5000 hits a day, most from people wasting time at work (and that's not a snide comment - work avoiders, I salute you!) and now it's time to take over this joint.

I can't decide what song to use for the profile. Nothing's cheeky enough. What's wrong with music these days?! I've been asking that question a lot lately.

Keep rockin kids!
The Girlfriend