Yes, my friends, I have actually programmed an artificial intelligence to stand in for me and chat with you when I'm not online. He is programmed by me personally to converse just like the real Hart! Enjoy!
(Some personal details are incorrect, I know. I had some typos and by the time I caught them it was too late to fix it. Just ignore the lies and chat away. Comments about gross distortions and fabrications, particularly regarding international espionage adventures, will be deleted.)