*warning- contains multiple occurences of the ASS word. this was forwarded to me by a member of the military that covers our asses from getting kicked by our enemies.

Lets KICK ASS
Dear Civilians, "We know that the current state of affairs in our great
nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.
For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here
are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:

1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during
the playing of the National Anthem â kick their ass.
2.When you
witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest â
kick their ass.
3.Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest
amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise,
quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the
very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many
sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold
them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.
4.(GUYS) If you were
never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle
dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used
to be "Special Forces," and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have
been okay when you were seven years old. Now, it will only make you
look stupid and get your ass kicked.
5.Next time you come across an Air
Force member, do not ask them, "Do you fly a jet?" Not everyone in
the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking
(children are exempt).
6.If you witness someone calling the US Coast
Guard 'non-military', inform them of their mistake â and kick their
ass.
7.Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get
on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your
heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to
be carrying her â of course, failure to do either of those could earn
you a severe ass-kicking.
8.Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran.
We are Americans, and we all bleed the same, regardless of our party
affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our
Commander-In-Chief (CinC). The President (for those who didn't know)
is our CinC regardless of political party. We have no inside track on
what happens inside those big important buildings where all those
representatives meet All we know is that when those civilian
representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to
go straighten it out. If you keep asking us the same stupid questions
repeatedly, you will get your ass kicked!
9.'Your mama wears combat
boots' never made sense to me â stop saying it! If she did, she
would most likely be a vet and therefore could kick your ass!
10. bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying 'Let's
go kill those Commies!' And stop asking us where he is! Crystal
balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds meâ if
you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers, let me know, so
I can go kick their ass!
11. 'Flyboy' (Air Force), 'Jarhead' (Marines), 'Grunt' (Army), 'Squid'
(Navy), 'Puddle Jumpers' (Coast Guard), etc., are terms of endearment we
use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet,
you have not earned the right to use them. Using them could get your
ass kicked.
12. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the
military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving
and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please
remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors,
marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their
families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make
every day. Without them, our country would get it's ass kicked."
"It's the Veteran, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the
press."
"It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of
speech."
"It's the Veteran, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to
demonstrate."
"It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag,
and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn
the flag."

One more:
13. If you ever see anyone either standing for or singing the national
anthem in Spanish â KICK THEIR ASS.