So I was the bar last night and some old fat lady came in just fucking hammered acting all drunk and shit. Then she looks at me and says, "You look like a handsome GQ stylish guy, ya wanna be a gigolo?"  I'm wasted so I say, "FUCK YEAH!" and I start talking to her.  Turns out she works as  a housekeeper at a hotel here in town and she has guys turning tricks for her out of the hotel rooms, lol.  Naturally I'm intrigued and flattered that somebody would think that I would make a good manwhore, but then one of the bartenders says, "Ya know Nate, most prostitutes have to sleep with their pimps." I then looked at the pimp and said, "Ok, nevermind."

 But the more I think of it, I'm regretting my decision telling her no. I do think I would love to be a manwhore, lol.  Maybe I'll go find her and take her up on her offer.

(I asure you all of this is true)