From Teufel’s Tomb zine <www.teufelstomb.com>
Here we have a split cyberporn grind offering from Lithuania’s Eyetofuk and Italy’s Putrid Whore on Australia’s Grindhead Records.
While I generally hate cybergrind, Eyetofuk’s 2004 Wankfest 2666 demo captured my attention and made me an instant fan. Their warped and twisted musical approach is funny, catchy and completely demented! Their music consists mostly of drum machine beats, weird techno-styled samples, simplistic riffs and bizarre burps, gurgles and snarls. In essence, this is an album created by retards, for retards, and I’m glad to admit I’m a complete fucking moron, cos this material is a ton of fun to listen to.
The material Eyetofuk record on this split picks up right where Wankfest 2666 left off. The songs are short, really fucking bizarre, filled with porno sampling and is just dirty, disgusting and catchy as fuck. My only complaint is there’s only 8 tracks and 12 and a half minutes of music on this effort. I’m eager to hear how fucked up a full 30 minute album would sound.
Putrid Whore are more instrument-driven than their Lithuanian counterparts, with a thick meaty guitar chugging like a chainsaw
through 6 tracks of demented simplistic goregrind. The bass is thicker than a fat chick’s thighs and the riffing is aggressive and punishing, with a decently well programmed drum machine backing the guitars and throaty pitch shifted vocals and weird
samples rounding out the band’s sound. Clocking in at just over 12 minutes I’m left wanting more.
14 tracks in 24 minutes is what you’ll get with this split offering. Both bands have a very lo-fi approach and both do it exceptionally well and somehow the two seemingly opposite styled bands sound perfect when played back to back.
I look forward to hearing more material from both of these bands! If you like simple, fun and completely ridiculous grind, this album is a must listen! I’m definitely gonna be listening to this one a lot!
Review: Teufel
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From Vomit The Soul zine <www.vomitzine.com>
EYETOFUK (LITH) "Drufuked" / PUTRID WHORE (ITA) "Pornified" SplitCD07 Grindhead records.
Let’s start with EYTOFUK, first band on this split release, playing 8 tracks of… wow! actually it’s pretty hard to clearly describe the music played by EYETOFUK!!! The band describes its own music as Electropornscumgrind. I guess it doesn’t help you so much, but I’m finally ok with it, eheh! Indeed, the 8 tracks are just about Grind Death mixed with Electro / CyberGrind rhythms and beats and with a lot of originality! The originality of their music is mainly due to the guitar riffs, really basic Death and almost Thrash riffs, repetitively played with a high tempo, and melted with fast and well programmed drums including classic elements and sounds from Cyber and even Techno stuffs. Just add some (porn) samples here and there, Jungle beats and samples reminding of intro and sounds used by AHUMADO GRANUJO, putrid deep vocals and screaming backing vocals and you get the stuff!! Yeah I think the music played by EYETOFUK is not easy to imagine just reading these few words, but really it sounds
original, brutal, also funny and 100% honest!! Give them a chance by listening to thme, even if you’re usually not so much into Cyber stuffs, etc…! Well, then comes PUTRID WHORE! I was waiting for new tracks from them since I really liked their previous split release with WHOREVIL!! So, what’s new with PUTRID WHORE? They come on this new split with 6 new tracks of Goregrind in the logical same vein than on their previous stuff, but with a more professional feeling, and a more Brutal Death touch, especially in the style of the riffs, sometimes closer to bands like MORTICIAN. For the rest of the music they’re still dealing with nice Goregrind with programmed drums, reminding of DECOMPOSING SERENITY with a nice groove in the CBT style! Really, really good Gore Death Grind from PUTRID WHORE, also including samples from times to times in their music, but less often than EYETOFUK. Definitely PUTRID WHORE is clearly focused on catchy riffs. They don’t try to be as fast as possible, but they know how to create a nice groove, with programmed drums too!! I’m 100% satisfied with this new PUTRID WHORE side, and after these 2 split releases I guess it could time for a full length release now!!! Well… to conclude here’s a very good split CD, coming with 2 rather different bands. To be honest I’m clearly more interested by the PUTRID WHRE side, dealing with the brutal stuffs I usually listen to, but I really like the inventive side of EYETOFUK!! Excellent release! BUY OR DIE!!!
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From The Metal Observer <www.metal-observer.com>
Another foray in to juvenile Gore Metal, how sweet that is for me. Seriously, how old do you have to be to get over the pretend sexual-fetish of a perverted killer? Not the fans I mean, but the musicians? I normally don’t give a shit about the lyrics but since this genre of Metal rely so heavily on samples of the ridiculous throughout it becomes a de facto issue.
EYETOFUK are not your regular guttural Gore band however, though they certainly contain all the necessary elements to be so:
walls of monotonous guitars, low end twisted vocals and said samples. What sets these Lithuanians apart is that they are also
an Industrial band; their beats straight out of a rave or in part from older MINISTRY. I have little experience with this strain of Metal, and having listened to this effort a number of times I think I know why: it fucking blows goat balls! I could ask my roommate what bpm they are playing at but I don’t give a toss. EYETOFUK’s segment of this split is nothing but an incoherent mesh of blasts, grunts and groans, with a liberal dose of infantile clips that are either from bad slasher flicks or probably made up for some of the songs. Either way, I couldn’t wait for EYETOFUK to Fuk (how cool is it to keep misspelling fuck!!!) off!
After a classical intro in "On Your Face I Shit & Cum", PUTRID WHORE have a riff that is better than anything EYETOFUK presents in all of their songs combined; a slab of sheer Death that is out to rattle you. That it is accompanied by a Gore grunt annoys me a bit but I’m willing to go along. During the middle of the song they break out a short circus arrangement that makes me wonder if I’m in for the musical equivalent of Fellini’s 8 ½, but the song goes on to punch with killer riffage. A song like "Involontary Eyeshot" (their spelling by the way) is a by-the-numbers Gore/Grind song but it is good and if you enjoy
low end, pummelling Metal it will have you swaying with its grooving riffs. "Rectal Teen Masturbation" has a really nice opening riff, groove oriented which then speeds up and rides along with some sound percussive mixtures. PUTRID WHORE know how to write Gore and as their entries into the split continue you can tell they are a decent talent who with some direction and better production could make some waves in their respective Metal genre. Their last track gets dragged down in an Industrial beat, but I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt since the rest of their songs were straight Gore/Death. The best thing they could do is get the fuck away from EYETOFUK and either find a far better band to record a split with or do their own demo with.
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From Lords Of Metal <www.lordsofmetal.nl>
The Australian Grindhead label is specialized in ultimate gore and porn grind core. So it is with this release as well.
The Lithuanian band Eyetofuk started as a one man project but is now three members strong and lets the drum computer drive
manically overtime in songs like ’In Fuk I Trust’ and ’Porno Pulp’. Not very exciting or original really, but the production
is full with grease and lard. The Italian counterpart on this CD is Putrid Whore. I cannot go without giving you the list of influences they suggest on their myspace. So here we go (in no particular order!): Carcass, Ultimo Mondo Cannibale, Last Days of Humanity, Gut, Dead Infection, Dying Fetus, Impetigo, Lord Gore, Mortician, Rompeprop, Regurgitate, Ahumado Granujo, Libido Airbag, Cock and Ball Torture, Bodies Lay Broken, Nasum, Anal Cunt, Disgorge, Napalm Death, Waco Jesus, Foetopsy, Skinless, Plasma, Warsore, Brodequin, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Phalogore, Haemorrhage, Pungent Stench, Tu Carne, Machetazo, M.D.U., Obituary, Malignant Tumor,
Mixomatosis, XXX Maniak, Rotten Sound, Necrony, Squash Bowels, Grind Buto, Blood, Agathocles, Assuck, Stoma, Ingrowing, Exhumed, Abortion, Macabre, General Surgery, Pig Destroyer, Engorged, Fear of God, Cripple Bastards, Vulgar Pigeons, Sore Throat, Yacopsae, Warsore, Pigsty, Cerebral Turbolency, Butcher ABC, Meat Shits, Gore Beyond Necropsy, Anus Brigade, Repugnance, Blood Duster, CUM, Regurgitation, Vomit Remnants, CSSO, Gronibard, Neuro Visceral Exhumation, Uterus, Amok, Autophagia, Bowel Stew, Limphatyc Phlegm, Blue Holocaust, Cliteater, Murder Corporation, Depression, Tu Carne, Vaginal Carnage, Vaginal
incest, Vaginal Massaker, Lividity, Suppository, Entrails Massacre, Ebolie, Grudge, Rot, Headcrash, Maggut, Depression, Satan’s Revenge On Mankind, S.M.E.S., Namek, Holocausto Cannibal, Spasm, Birdflesh, Phobia, Torsofuck, Ultra Vomit, Splatter Whore, Vaginal Carnage, I Shit On Your Face, Abstain, Inhumate, Cliteater, Negligent Collateral Collapse, Prosthetic Cunt and more... If there is anyone missing a band in this genre, please let me know. Fun about Putrid Whore are the samples of non-metal,
like humpapa music. On itself the better splatter of the CD, but in its whole maybe a bit too predictable and maybe a tad
too boring after a while.
Erik stigmatizes this release with: 65/100
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From <www.nuclearabominations.com>
Eyetofuk is a cyber grind duo hailing from Lithuania’s capital, Vilnius. Their music is mostly Ministry-like sampled metal
guitar riffs with heavy use of samples. Personally I think there are good ideas on this side even though the sound is a little
bit thin and dispersed. I believe this kind of music gives its best when immersed in some extra chaos. Actually the vocals are
quite deranged and constantly changing, shifting from toilet flush to shrieks and moans of pleasure from some random porn movie, but the underlaying instrumentation is very far from "crushing". Even if I like bands like SMES or Womb Goo Gai Pan, this is some sort of hybrid ground between total rave/scat party foolishness and true goregrind which I difficultly like in its entirety. Nice to hear once, but with all this huge offer of sick goregrind we have todat, I’ll move to something way more intense and sicker.
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As you can see there are couple totally lazy and retarded reviewers who wouldn’t tell their small finger from their dick, muahahaaarrghhh!! If you hate this shit then it makes me very happy. If you like it - then you are definitely sick and we embrace you, aarrghh!! But anyone who doesn’t see any humour in this should be shot at point-blank. DIE!!!