No-longer-pregnant-ninja: My dad won’t like anyone. It doesn’t matter who they are. I could bring Jesus Christ home with me and he’d be like, “nope, you’re not good enough”. He thinks no one will ever be good enough for me.
Me: Your dad is so cute! If I brought Jesus Christ home with me my dad would look at him and say, “Son? Do you have any idea what you’re getting yourself into?”
Aw, Dads.