It started early with me going to the bathroom twice within an hour.  As most of you know I have been pretty stressed out lately, and when I get stressed I puke.  Don't know why, but I do.  Time number two to the bathroom came with me hearing my coworker Chris whisper to my coworker Katie that I was pregnant.  I heard it.  I shouted that I was not from the bathroom.  They laughed at me.  I got offended.  Because I am gulliable and easy to get a rise out of.  This went on.  I have also quit smoking, it's been tough, but I haven't been smoking.  So I guess the combo of me having quit smoking, all of the puking, and being kind of stressed out and emotional made them think it was a possibility.  (it isn't.)
Shortly after this interaction with my coworkers some floor guys came in.  We had to have to floor replaced in my office because it was abestos tiles.  I guess either they got tired of listening to me worry over it or Chris walked a hole in the floor while I was out. 
So, Chris can't be still.  He rolls all over the office in his chair, and managed to roll a wrinkle into the floor with his chair.  The floor guys came in to fix the floor.  Amidst all of this I was talking to Katie and turned towards Chris's desk, only to find one of the floor guys hairey ass-crack right in my face.  I immediately turned around to Katie, trying not to die laughing, and pointed to her.  She cried until he left, then she started to laugh.
So, the housekeeping kid just came in.  He visits us about twice a week and is a sweet 17 year old mexican kid I like to call brown.  Because he is brown.  And no, it does not offend him.  They informed him I was pregnant.  I of course shouted that I was not pregnant.  BECAUSE I AM NOT PREGNANT.  And If I am pregnant, we all had better start going to church. 
Then, Chris, because he has the attention span of a 10 year old with ADHD, decided that he like Brown's ringtone and looked up the video on You tube.  What's this boats and hos shit?
And boy am I glad that the remainder of my week after work will be spent with two dogs that would rather be outside.