Torzu!
1) The Aarni t-shirt may or may not happen, depending entirely on the demand. So, would
you be interested in one or several of these potential garments?
Our label tauntingly whispered to us that the shirt's total price would be 15 euros (Europe) or 16 euros (World) - including shipping and other shitting. Sizes available ought to include at least Small, Medium, Large and Troll.
Colour: black with whitish/silvery imprint on the front (see image above).
Tailored depending on whether you like to see yourself as a boy and/or a girl and manufactured from the purest magical Shitril mined by the retarded amorphous dwarves under the Mountains of Madness, Southern Antarctica. Tekeli-licious!
This magickal t-shirt will make you both sexless and deathless, plus naturally send strong musky signals to sentient beings around you...who will sense in you a great wisdom, but also a great sadness.
Yet the glorious ritual garment won't manifest in this alternate universe at all unless
you express an interest in its existence to Aarni!
Do it by email or MySpace/Reverbnation/Facebook/Last.Fm message or blog comment, because currently we don't have time to read our telepathetic messages.
Hopefully needless to say, this is in no way binding or a preorder or anything of the sort - the purpose now is merely to give us a rough idea about the potential demand for this all-terrain garment. Remember, you are definitely NOT too sexy for this shirt.
2) After the recent release of
Omnimantia EP Aarni currently plays & works on the third album
Lovecraftian and also occasionally on a side project, more of which maybe later.
Good Yule & Inneresting New Year 3175 A.M.,
Maharishi Warjomaa
IN:
-HBO's 'True Blood'
-"Enlightenment"
-Quality computer games
OUT:
-Bruce Dickinson for crimes against impeccability
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