Either that, or explain to me how you can hang a satalite dish in outer-fuckin-space and not rain proof the fuckin dish that recieves the fuckin signal. 

As I write this, Kenney is here trying to point out that there might be other things to worry about... something about starving kids somewhere in a country that I can't spell. Heres what I say: fuck them. Theyre Direct "TV" dishes are probably fine because they live in drought conditions. 

I've got a better idea! Why don't they send some of those little fucks here with a couple umbrellas and we can put their starving little asses to work sheilding these goddamn dishes! Thats win-win in my book. 

And, if you think this Blog is strongly worded, imagine what its like sitting next to me as I wait for the NHL playoffs to come back from this black screen. Well, its not like that little kid wasnt gonna hear the "C Word" some day.