Lord Jesus. I thought Obama was hired to end racism, but apparently not. In Denver, they
held a monkey race (cloaked racism, please) where white people dressed in money costumes (wow) and raised money to protect baby monkeys from thieves who kill their parents and steal them. (wow) Whatever please. This is just one more attempt at sticking the burning cross further into the wound that is black history. I hate white people, and the costume stores that sell them these monkey costumes.
Don't tell me all them white people is dressed up as monkey to save monkeys. They is dressed up like that to send a loud and clear message to black people: we hate you. Well, one strong defiant thick-legged bare-backed honkey-tonk clinch-fisted lesbian-hating black woman is not going to let sleeping monkeys lie and let this little snatch of racism go by empty handed.
I cam calling a spade a spade and alerting the police. That's right. I placed a call to the authorities to have every single person in that race arrested. A police officer in on his way over to my house to discuss my issue. When I know more I will let you gay white people know. In the meantime, sit tight, and let Lady Raptastic fight the good fight.
I hate lesbians please.
-Lady (who?) RapTAStic