It has been pressed to my attention that white people have once again opened they mouths and spewed forth their normal old style of hatorade. Apparently, the day after Thanksgiving (the day we all thank Jesus for white people. That is racist in itselves please) is called "Black Friday."

Excuse me please?

I do not know about you, but for me, every day is Black Friday. I am not hiding behind my skin tone ever, so every day I am out and about, loud and proud, black and wack, shouting to the rooftops, lifting my voice in his holy praise and glorifying the true meaning of Christmas by being who I am: black.

So do not take Black Friday to celebrate your color. Celebrate it every day. Do something small, and black, every day, to remind white people that ne day we shall overcome.. and possibly burn they houses down and eat they kids, one by one... even the tweens.

Black Friday.. please. Suck my butthole white people.