Hey, y'all! Bear here.

So, last Friday totally ruled. We sent Gunz "Mick" Bones off into the wild blue yonder to do whatever the fuck it is he thinks he needs to do out there with one of the most blistering sets we've ever rocked.

It was awesome.

That said, we now have a void in The Nite left behind by the burnt out star that bore Gunz's name. So, consider this an open call.

Guyz Nite needs a new bassist, and that bassist could be you! Or you. Or YOU. But not you, dude. Your shit's weak.

So here it is: If you or anyone you know lives in NYC and plays bass, and thinks they can hang with The Nite, get at us. We're going to be holding auditions very soon, and you'll have to come in with at least three songs down. That doesn't mean you've listened to them, and have a vague idea of how they go. No. No, it means that as soon as you walk in the fucking room, our faces will start melting immediately. Well, not really, but you have to be fucking good, seriously. Any given system is only as strong as its weakest link, so don't suck.

Send us a message if you're down, bro. Also, the fee for auditioning is either a sixer or a hot chick to lick Tony's knob. He has trouble playing with a boner.