This song is admittedly ridiculous, as those of you who heard it last night can attest. But that's exactly what I wanted it to be. For my first completed song in almost two years (!), I challenged myself to write a silly pop song about a celebrity. Once I thought up the title, "Chasing Amy Adams," the rest of the song wrote itself.

Can you spot all the Amy Adams movie titles?

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Chasing Amy Adams

Every time the room goes dark
That's when she steals my heart
But she will never know it
Unless I ever show it
So I wrote this song for her
Gonna sing this song for her
If I ever get the nerve
Gonna get what I deserve

I'm a mister, there's no misses
I have lips but there's no kisses
I'm a sir without a madam
I'm chasing Amy Adams

She is so drop dead gorgeous
Her eyes light up like torches
Her hair is so enchanted
On camera she's so candid
She says, Catch me if you can
Matthew Webber, be my man
I'm your girlfriend, I'm your junebug
I'm your heartbeat, I'm your true love

I'm a mister, there's no misses
I have lips but there's no kisses
I'm a sir without a madam
I'm chasing Amy Adams

Lonely Talladega nights
Pettigrew and petty fights
There's no marriage, there's no children
There's no war with Charlie Wilson

Woe is me, I'm so worn out
Now my brain is filled with doubt
I am dreaming, I'm blaspheming
She's the star of "Sunshine Cleaning"
I am just a stupid guy
In the office, terrified
I'm not rich, I'm only gracious
I'm not famous or tenacious

I'm a mister, there's no misses
I have lips but there's no kisses
I'm a sir without a madam
I'm chasing Amy Adams

Lonely Talladega nights
Pettigrew and petty fights
There's no marriage, there's no children
There's no war with Charlie Wilson

Every time the room goes dark
That's when she steals my heart

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