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[] you were born in the philippines.
[X] both your parents are from the phlippines
[X] you've been to the philippines.
[X] you speak tagalog in your household.
[X] you know what "tagalog" is.
[X] you point with your lips.
[] you're good at math.
[X] you eat with your hands, at times.
[X] you play an instrument.
[ X] you have a piano/keyboard in your house. even though no one uses it.
[X] you know what a balikbayan box is used for.
[ ] you're short compared to everyone else.
[X] you do mano po to your elders.
[X] you smile for no reason.
[X] you play pusoy & mah jong.
[X] you check the price of clothes before you buy them
[X SOMETIMES] you've hang your clothes out to dry
[X ] you talk on the phone a lot.
[X sometimes] you put your foot up on your chair and rest your elbows on your knees.
[XX lol ya] you know your parents are mad at you when they call you by your actual name
total: 17
VOCABULARY
[X] you say "comfort room" instead of "bathroom". (i call it CR)
[X] you say "aray!" a lot.
[X] you dont turn the lights on & off. (you "open" and "close" them.)
[] you pronounce hamburger ham-boor-jer.
[X] you say "ha?!" instead of "what?"
[X] you say "hoy!" & "pssssst!" to get people's attention.
[X sometimes] you say "he" when you mean "she". & vice versa.
[X] you say "air con" instead of AC.
[X] you say "uy!" instead of "ouchhh!
total so far: 25
HOUSEHOLD ITEMS
[XXX LAWL] you have a portrait of "The Last Supper" hanging on your dining room/kitchen wall.
[X] you own a kareoke system.
[X lawl] you have a tabo in your bathroom.
[X] you have tsinelas almost everywhere in your house.
[ ] you have at least one "barrel man" in your house.
[] your lampshades still have the plastic covers on them.
[X] you have a rice dispenser.
[] you have a giant wooden fork & spoon hanging in the dining room/kitchen
total so far: 30
FAMILY
[X] you were raised to believe that every Filipino is an aunt, uncle or cousin.
[X] you believe that cousins' children are your nieces & nephews.
[ ] your mom is a nurse.
[X] you get "smelling kisses" from your elders.
[X] your parents call each other "mommy" and "daddy.".
[X] you have a family member that has a nickname that repeats itself
total so far: 35
FOOD!
[X] you put hotdogs in your spaghetti.
[X] you like dillis. with suka.
[X sometimes] you eat champorado in the morning.
[X] you instinctively grab a toothpick after a meal.
[x] you order a "soft drink". not "sodas".
[X] "goldilocks" means more than just a fairytale character.
[X] you dont mind eating rice more than once a day.
[sometimes] you bring "baon" to work/school.
[X] you eat rice for breakfast.
[X] you know how tube ice cream tastes like.
[X] bubble tea owns.
[X] you cook spam & hotdogs and eat them with rice.
[ X] you used to love chocolate meat until you knew what it was. or you still love it.
[X] you loveeeee mangoes.
[X] you've eaten at jollibee.
total so far: 49
FILIPINO ENTERTAINMENT
[] you think piolo pascual is gay.
[X] you dont know if jeffree star is a girl or boy.
[X] you know at least three filipino singers.
[ ] you go crazy when the song "bebot" or the "a.p.l. song" comes on.
[X kinda] you love the black eyed peas.
[X sometimes] you watch TFC.
[X] you know most of the dances to wowowee.
[X ] you know how to dance otso otso and pamela.
[X] you have danced or have seen people dance the tinikling.
[X] you line dance.
[ X] you've seen & loved the movie forevermore.
[ X]you think jericho rosales is hot.
[ X] you didnt have to google his name to see a picture of him.
[X] you love to sing.
[X] you know who lea solonga is.
[X] you've seen one of terry maddox's shows on youtube.
[X] you own at least one bootleg/burned movie.
total so far: 60
RANDOM
[X] you are always trying to explain to people why Philippines starts with "Ph" and Filipino starts with "F". (i stopped trying though...)
[X] you own a LOT of shoes that will also never be worn.
[X] your parents try to get you to go on a date with a child of one their friends (ugh ya)
[X] your parents always want you to show off your "talents" to their friends.
[XXXX] your parents are never happy with your grades
[X] you never use the dishwasher.
total so far: 66
TOTAL SCORE IN ALL: 66/83
there are 83 in all, so if you're:
0-20-ay. ang baba naman. you can do better. pero, HINDI KA PINOY!
21-40-want some adobo?.. I BET YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS!
41-60- galing galing!
61-83- you freakin fob.
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