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City: Chicago
State: Illinois
Country: US
Signup Date: 11/10/2004
Tuesday, June 09, 2009 
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Try this out on a new person or a jaded fuck with easy-to-push buttons. “Dude, have you heard that Black Flag/Dwarves split 7”? Then put this on without letting them see the label or cover. If any eyebrows of incredulity are raised, go, “From ’84. They were playing that Slip It In bullshit and decided to stop wanking around for a couple of songs. The Dwarves were just starting out. Super rare.” If that still doesn’t work, go, “Oh, it was members of Youth Of Today when they lost their edge. The non-Buddhist dudes who didn’t go into Shelter.” But what it really is, is just two great Chicago bands losing their shit in the best possible way, and one of them throws in a Breeders cover that’s mangled like a slow possum on an unrelenting freeway with its dead, popping eye following your every movement.

Todd Taylor Razorcake Magazine

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From the classy title right down to the separation of Speed and Weed (instead of side A & side B), this split seven-inch promises nothing except the fact that four different bands with similar sounds will entertain you for about five minutes. I have to say that the art of the seven-inch has been lost on this generation, and its trip and fall into punk rock’s many subgenres. With that being said, it’s nice to see some folks (who are most likely a touch older) keeping it alive. Realistically, there wasn’t one song out of the four that gave me that climbing-the-ropes-in-gym-class kind of feeling. But I wouldn’t say any of it was bad, and I did get a kick out of the subtle poetry of the Sass Dragons tune entitled “Young Professionals Can Suck My Fucking Dick.” Who said rock 'n’ rollers can’t be gentlemanly? Three stars and an “E” for effort. - Jack Gregory
Jack Gregory Reax Megazine


Alex Steinmetz For President
Alex Steinmetz

 
I agree with Jack Gregory, you guys fucking suck.

 
Posted by Alex Steinmetz For President on Tuesday, June 09, 2009 - 5:45 PM
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Doomsday Vegan
Josh Catrambone

 
Jack gregory is a young professional....

 
Posted by Doomsday Vegan on Tuesday, June 09, 2009 - 9:31 PM
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