ASIA NEWS

The Jewish community in the Indian city of Mumbai (Bombay) is outraged by a new restaurant named 'Hitler's Cross'.  It opened last week in the city's outskirts,  displaying a giant poster of Hitler at the entrance.   The restaurant features a Hitler themed menu including the delicacy, Aryan rice served with Gassed Salmon.

Five people have been detained in China for running striptease send-offs at funerals, state media say.  The defendants claim they were just trying to put the 'fun' in funeral.

USA NEWS

The US space agency has given the name "Orion" to the manned exploration vehicle it intends to send to the Moon.  Is it just me, or aren't we all a little tired of names for space ships drawn from Greek Mythology?  Why not name the next one "Bob"?  

Toy and replica guns could be banned from sale in Dallas in a bid to halt the rising tide of violent crime in the city.   Youth inconvenienced by this law will have the option of filling the void in their cabinet by stopping by D-Rays Sporting Goods and buying two Benelli Nova 3.5 pump action shotguns for only $299.