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Yes, it is I, Muggers the cute and all powerful kitty. I'm still hanging in there despite losing my virginity to a less than worthy dame and then having my naughty bits removed the very next day by a less than reputable vet. If I ever find Bob Barker Ima goin' Egyptian kitty god all over his ass.
Yes, despite these miserable setbacks (and the fact that Josh hasn't had internet access for over a year), I am more than ready to take my rightful place as ruler of this world.
First thing I'm going to do today is poop under the couch, way in back so it goes unnoticed for a month. Then I shall eat my food.
Fear me, my slaves! Muggers the master has returned!
6:02 PM
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