Valentines Day is over… say it with me guys… YAY!!! I have a very understanding girlfriend. I had to work all day to try to do some bits which got in the way of hanging out with the girlfriend time. In fact it got way into hanging out time and that is what didn't make her happy. All and all we ended up having a good night… until I had to edit all the audio. Haha.

So while I was out doing a bit I ended up at a certain store that has a one Wall and it has Greens, if you get ma drift. Anyways, I feel bad doing a bit in a parking lot of an establishment without giving them any business so I walked inside to buy some beef jerky. As I stood in line to pay I noticed a homeless looking dude walking out with a box of Valentines Day cookies. Unfortunately he did not pay for those cookies so he was stopped by the manager. He didn't take too kindly to being caught stealing… so what does one do when they get caught stealing cookies? Well, you take them out of the package and start throwing cookies of course!!! I believe he was throwing them at the manager but he didn't have the best aim in the world so one of those cookies decided to hit me. I screamed "I've been hit," and collapsed to the ground. It burned really bad but I knew I had to wait for the paramedics to show up to make sure I didn't have any internal injuries… haha, just kidding. What really happened was me walking over to the guy and wanting to kick him in the shin, but I was held back by 5 really buff dudes who told me it wasn't worth it… if only 4 would have held me back I would have gotten to him for sure. I did think about eating the cookie though and then I remembered that the cookie was touched by the man… and it was on the floor… and it had too much frosting on it, and I am on a diet of no cookies, and or super crazy sugary food. Anyways, the dude pushed the manager a couple of times and tried to get in his face while they held him in the store but eventually he realized they couldn't restrain him so he just pushed through the wall of employees and walked out… without the cookies, in your face cookie thief. Who steals cookies, if you are going to steal some food take something that won't make your stomach hurt like some Doritos or perhaps some cheese sticks... maybe some peanut butter and a couple of bananas if you wanna get all crazy with it. 

Oh, and Tyra Banks… please do not air a "how to propose to your girlfriend" show when I am watching TV with my girlfriend… That is all.

WORD!!!!