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Dear "Comedian,"
It's not that I can't see your point of view.
I can.
You thought it was a good idea. You thought it was "edgy." You thought, "I am the next Andy Kaufman and tonight is the night that everyone will recognize my genius."
I can respect that.
I mean, hey, I'm sure at some point someone said to Gallagher, "Watermelons? Sledgehammers? You'll never get anywhere with that gig." So I hate to be a naysayer.
The thing is.....well, if I could just share a thought:
It's possible that your fascinating plan of walking through the audience whilst saying in a low and throaty voice, "Do you think about me at night? Because I will rape you" about two-hundred times might NOT be the next "You know you're a redneck when....."
I mean, I'm sort of new at comedy. Only been doing it a few years. So I could be wrong.
It's just that, well, maybe if you only said it one-hundred-ninety-nine times, then possibly there might be one or two audience members that don't leave during your set. And, well, that would be one or two audience members who might be left to watch other comedians' sets.
Just a thought.
Respectfully yours,
The Comedian Who Had To Go On After You
6:45 AM
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