If I Were King I'd...
* Bring the troops home
* Follow Washington's advice on staying out of other nation's affairs and focusing on our own
* Pay off the national debt by taxing the wealthy and the luxury industries on a graduated scale. The poor (under $50G/year) would be exempt from Federal Taxes. Those making between $50G and $200G would be taxed a flat 15%. Between $200G and 1 mil, 25%. Above a mil, well, you can figure it out
* Set the national minimum wage at $10/hour and the maximum wage at $10 mil/year
* Declare marriage to be a union of human beings
* Prosecute the warmongers and traitors of this current administration to the full extent of American Justice
* Legalize marijuna and tax it to the fullest possible extent to raise revenue for a national health care service
* Create a national health care service that can match in quality the oldest and most efficient models abroad
* Strict humanitarian oversight of all food and drugs
* Ban all lobbyists from all Federal Buildings
* Hold national elections for an entirely new Legislature, forbidding all incumbents from running for their offices again and perhaps convening a new, more capable and representative body
* Reorganize the military to become a more advanced defensive fighting force, trained in emergency management and defensive warfare
* Holding a Constitutional Convention, using the grassroots tools developed over the last decade, so that the American People can decide once and for all how their nation is built and functions. Thomas Jefferson suggested that Americans do this every few generations to improve it and tailor it to the times they themselves live
* Turn myself over to the Supreme Court for trial, since chances are if I ever do become Dictator-in-Chief, it will be by some unquestionably unethical or criminal act for which I will need to account >P