No! Not that kind of shaving party!
Let's back up a bit...

For those of you who don't already know, I recently grew a beard. This is what it looked like:

As it happens, all incredibly handsome things must come to an end. You see, I am playing a small child in the upcoming Happy Hour Christmas special. Filming for my first scene starts tomorrow night, and, being the dedicated actor that I am, I'm sacrificing my dashing good looks for the art of cinema. Take that, Christian Bale!

What could I do but invite Alex over to Molly's and my house so we could document the event? The following is what we came up with:

Step One: The Grunge Beard

So... not terribly exciting, as it turns out. I do look horrible, though.

Step Two: The Handlebar Moustache

...as the angry redneck...

...Or the swinging bachelor. Irresistible!

Step Three: The... um, well... Moustache, I guess.

For all of you who never believed I was half-mexican (or all-creepy!)...

...And For those of you who love the Villiage People. I'm the "C"!

Last but not least, we have...

Step Four: The Hitler

For the Motherland.

What can Hitler do? Hitler loves watching Degrassi!

Well folks, that's it... no more facial hair.

Cheer up! It'll grow back!