This one was fished from the ether with help from Fiddlin' Dave VanDeventer, Sam Hardy, and Chance McCoy, with major inspiration ala Terry Jackness. Not your typical Woodshedders style, but big fun to rock two chords and sing your twangiest.

"Badger Blood"

Old Grandsassle dreamed he was young again
Danced all night with Loretty Lynn
Woke up laying in a plate of eggs
Saying "How in the Hell did I hurt my leg?"

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Raise a mug of Badger Blood
Two big swigs on the Badger Jug
When he gets down in the muck and the mud
Bathe your brother in the Badger Blood

Jerry went to supper down to he's mum's
went to the cupboard there was nothing but crumbs
so he casted his line in the gravy lake
and reeled in a big ol' Salisbury Steak

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Terry Jackness he's wild and shirtless
Half alligator and half snappin' turtle
He'll run you up a crick and bust you 'cross a log
Knock and kick you just like a dog

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Well its one for Frank and two for the beans
Three for the girls in the tight blue jeans
Sixteen chickens in their underwear
Shaving the whiskers off the Badger Bear

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Words and Music by Dwayne Brooke (with Dave VanDeventer, Sam Hardy, and Chance McCoy)
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