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Age: 28
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Monday, April 05, 2010 

Current mood:  grumpy

I get so sick of fake-ass profiles. Why are people stupid enough to believe that profiles like these are real? I mean, it's so fucking obvious that these people (most likely disgusting perverted ugly men) just take womens' pictures from some lame-ass porn site and put them in a profile and say, "OMGZZZ I'M A BI CUTIE 4 U!! I LOOOOVE SEX AND I LUV PUSSY AND COCK HEEHEE LET'S TRADE PIX WITH MY FAKE PICTURES!!11! "

And all the idiotic, DESPERATE-as-fuck men out there believe it, and leave comments like, "gurl id fuck u so hard u dont even kno" and "dam lemme see yo' pussy" what THEY don't know is that they're really talking to some sick, fucked up man hiding behind a computer screen who gets off on all of their comments. HAHA.

*barf*

Case in point-- 2 (probably) men using fake pictures in order to get nude pictures from moronic girls.

this and this.

Whose pics are real? Correct answer-- NEITHER OF THEM!!

People like that disgust me. That's one part of myspace I cannot fucking stand. How the hell are you supposed to tell who's "real" and who isn't? Ugh.

Thankfully, I am intelligent enough that I can spot a fake profile from a mile away, and hopefully you can, too.

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Ok, I decided I'm going to edit this post when I come across fake profiles. Hoo-boy, that will be often!

First, we have "B.", found here. Please note that in the heading, it says this person is a MALE. Yet, there is a woman's picture for his default. And, if you click on view more pictures, all 3 pictures of "her" are of DIFFERENT WOMEN.
Yet, do the abounding morons found on myspace notice this? Apparently not. They comment on 2 of the 3 pictures equally, not even noticing that they are different women. What's even sadder is they don't seem to notice that this person's profile SAYS they are male. The guy who made this one isn't too fucking bright, obviously. And neither are a lot of his 5,000 friends. But really, that doesn't surprise me, because a good majority of his friends are also men with profiles pretending to be young, hot, bisexual women. What pathetic bullshit.

Next, here's one for all the pedophiles lurking around myspace! Kelly is just 17 years old, and she's "looking for the perfect man." Wonderful, "Kelly." Please continue to give the sick and disturbed pedos a reason to stay on myspace.
For example, a 33 year old man says about one of her pictures, "You have one sexy body. Love to see more. :) "
OKAY, fucking sicko, *I* know that this profile is fake, and that the girl in the picture is more around in her early 20s than 17 years old. But YOU don't. You really think she is 17 fucking years old, and you are 33 YEARS OLD and saying that shit to her?! Please, go seek therapy. People like you disgust me. What's next? Kiddie porn? Hanging out around the local middle school?
Myspace is a total rollercoaster ride for sick assholes like this guy.

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Angelique

 

If you are going to make a fake profile, at least pick a hotter chick. That girl has a meh body and an ew face.

As far as internet sluts go. . . well, we are way fucking hotter than that bitch.

And what the FUCK is going on here? Are control top pantyhose with a fuck whole cut out the new thing? I just... control top hose aren't sexy. Ew.

Plus, I would be totally skeeved out if I received comments like that. Don't get me wrong, I get plenty of messages saying dirty shit, but those are just deleted. One time a guy left a photo comment saying I was "suffisticated"- that was more funny than creepy.

 


 
Posted by Angelique on Monday, January 16, 2006 - 1:36 AM
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...Wonder...

 
Yes, I posted several blogs about this myself. The latest one, I think, digs at the root of the problem:

022: Why Fake Profiles?
 
Posted by ...Wonder... on Friday, March 14, 2008 - 3:37 AM
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the body electric

 

LMFAO @ that picture... is that supposed to be SEXY?!? *dies*. I TOTALLY agree with you on the picking of the pictures. Why pick some ugly ass skank? Haha grossssssss.

And "suffisticated" -- that is priceless! hahaha!!


 
Posted by the body electric on Monday, January 16, 2006 - 1:52 AM
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mark-o-matic

 
looks like she farted a little too hard .... thats what we in the buisness call "the gamble"



she lost...

 
Posted by mark-o-matic on Monday, January 16, 2006 - 10:41 AM
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kellen

 

i totally agree with ya... the fake profile thing is getting out of hand...


 
Posted by kellen on Monday, January 16, 2006 - 1:39 AM
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alli
Allison Beltz-Poundstone

 

my profile is fake (at least the "about me" section), but it's just for amusement and hopefully no one really thinks i milked goats or anything. haha.


 
Posted by alli on Monday, January 16, 2006 - 1:42 AM
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Matt

 
hahahaha


i love how they have the same pictures

 
Posted by Matt on Monday, January 16, 2006 - 1:42 AM
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Toni

 
HAHAHAH yeah, me too!! 
 
Posted by Toni on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 - 2:29 AM
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Bex
Rebecca Raber

 
OMG these people fucking disgust me too. How lame and desperate can you be? Tom needs to put a stop to this! You should post this in a bulletin too girl. Spread that WORD.
 
Posted by Bex on Monday, January 16, 2006 - 9:25 PM
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Toni

 
you know, I completely agree with you. i was just thinking about this and it really fucking urks me when i get those stupid ass messeges talking about, "wow, your hot. im a sexy ass bi chick that likes to lick pussy..." um. no thanks you sleezy fuck.


ew. ew. ew.



 
Posted by Toni on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 - 2:28 AM
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Meek_Zeke

 

Thanks for the tips, as I wouldn't have any clue as to which profiles were fake


 
Posted by Meek_Zeke on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 - 7:00 AM
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philip

 
fucc a sick squarish weirdo. i ain't with that shit! BEEZIES NEED 2 STAY AWAY FROM ME!!
 
Posted by philip on Monday, January 23, 2006 - 1:38 AM
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Bex
Rebecca Raber

 
I'm so glad you're updating this. We need to put an end to this! How can people be this gullible? Have you emailed Tom about this yet? You should girl. 
 
Posted by Bex on Monday, January 23, 2006 - 10:59 PM
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Miss Nude Eye

 

I kept wondering why this post kept staying at the top and my profile kept saying it was a NEW post...

Now I see the year you used and I know why LOL.


 
Posted by Miss Nude Eye on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 - 4:13 PM
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Paul
Paul Gividen

 
a-HA! I wondered the same thing. lol. 
 
Posted by Paul on Thursday, February 09, 2006 - 5:37 AM
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A-frickin-men.
 
Posted by on Sunday, February 12, 2006 - 2:07 AM
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Mr. BigMAN!
Mr. BigMAN

 
Well, those are some very desperate people.  They say the internet s for everybody and everything, they are missing it.

Myspace is about finding and sharing like ideas with like people.  Something for everyone.  They should play video games, or by Movies for sex fun.

I agree with you. 
LOOSERS.

I am man enough (Human enough, Real enough) to say it,

Keepin it  REAL!
Big Tony in Tampa!


 
Posted by Mr. BigMAN! on Sunday, February 12, 2006 - 8:22 PM
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alli
Allison Beltz-Poundstone

 
for some reason, this post keeps showing up as new. blah!
 
Posted by alli on Monday, February 20, 2006 - 6:44 PM
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Baddy

 
Whatchoo tawkin' 'bout ghurl?  I lub me some fake profiles!  After all, I myself am really a 76 year old 4'1" 358 lb toothless old woman (and mildly retarded at that) but on MySpace I'm a total hottie!

My milkshake brings all the boys to da yard, baybeeee!

 
Posted by Baddy on Saturday, April 01, 2006 - 12:45 AM
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Baddy

 
Ghurl, you need to change the date on this blog posting so that it doesn't keep showing up as 'New' in my blog list. 

Otherwise, no Fernet for you!

 
Posted by Baddy on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 - 9:23 PM
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Me and my friend mr wiggly totally agree! Sick of these fake ass profiles..
 
Posted by on Friday, July 07, 2006 - 7:39 AM
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Dru

 
Well put!  I agree with you wholeheartedly!  I'm tellin ya, there is a sucker born every minute and these fake as profiles and the people that encourage them won't go away.  That being said, I'm glad you are out here stating the truth and doing it in a way thats totally entertaining.  Thanks to all who agree with us.  I swear some profiles make me feel dumber just for having opened them.  DEATH TO FAKE-ASS FREAKS!!!  Dru
 
Posted by Dru on Monday, July 10, 2006 - 9:46 PM
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Mika

 

Yeah, it is pretty weird.  It is often easy to tell the fakes, though, because ALL of the pictures seem to be professionally taken and from the same photo shoot.  Also the clincher (usually) is the "NO MEN" headline in conjunction with the pro shoot.  I mean, I can understand the ladies saying "NO MEN" because most (all?) of us as selfish pigs, but sometimes it is obvious that the profile is fake.

The difficult ones to spot are the "pirate" profiles, where someone steals someone else's real pictures and creates a profile.  I've gotten duped by those before.

Anyway, just continue to be yourself.  We have no control over what the lamers do.


 
Posted by Mika on Friday, July 14, 2006 - 3:46 PM
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kris'to-fer!
Chris LaMont mankowski

 

I totally agree.  If they are going to be fake, they need to be convincing.

And hot.

'nuff said.


 
Posted by kris'to-fer! on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 - 3:09 AM
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Brodie

 

You rock for pointing this stupid shit out.  It's guys like that who make me feel a little bit ahsamed for belonging to the same gender as them.  Allow me to speak for most men by saying WE'RE NOT ALL DOUCHEBAGS!!

Another thing that I've noticed on the "I'm trying to make you think that I'm a sexy chick but really I'm just a horny dude masquerading as a hot bi chick because I'm an idiot and think that nobody can see how transparent and obvious this is" profile, is the dialogue boxes just read as if they were written by a dude that tries to submit stories to an erotic stories website.  That, and if there's only one picture in the pics section, or if the multiple pics are all professional ones, then they were stolen off of some other website.


 
Posted by Brodie on Thursday, October 12, 2006 - 5:30 AM
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Michael

 

You are not the only one who thinks this.

 

my space pet peeves


 
Posted by Michael on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 - 4:22 PM
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Bri.

 
haha I find this HIGHLY amusing because the SOLE reason I'm even AT your myspace right now is because of a fake. Some girl:

 http://www.myspace.com/Tiffany_Robinson_17

Is using MY pictures, pretending to be me. (she took the pics from my old myspace I had before I deleted it.) She went soooo overboard with it that she even took my pics, photoshopped them into other pictures, took pictures of my friends and gave them new names and identities. She has blogs talking about her adventures with her fake "friends" that are actually MY friends... I gagged repulsively at the stupidity of some of the homo's leaving "her" comments on the pictures she captions "oh em gee am I pretty????". All the fat, old, slobs are all riding "her" gine. So sick & disgusting knowing it's to my pictures.....

Her about me is just EMBARRASING.  "Like omg, my name is Tiffany and like oh em gee I love my puppy. and I drive a lamborghini and hehehehe I love boys :D Rofl!!" Stupidest fuckin shit I've ever read. Makes ME look like a fuckin moron because those are MY pictures. Grrrrrrr... I hate fake bitches!!

But ya.. I'm used to the fake bitches because I play video games a lot. and Xbox live girls are ALWAYS making fake profiles (because the majority of them are insecure fat ugly tramps that just want to cyber with guys so they make fake profiles). It's redonkulous. I've seriously busted out sooo many fakes on all kinds of websites. It's actually pretty funny.

But anyways.... The reason I found your profile is because I was trying to see if she has another real acocunt, so I searched her name, and yours was the first to pop up. rofl.

Neat story eh?
 
Posted by Bri. on Thursday, March 01, 2007 - 7:16 AM
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Bri.

 
I also thought you'd find some humor out of this old blog I made. (the best part is the ending, you'll understand ;)

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=86208429&blogID=196937416&MyToken=1304f8ce-a4e2-4cba-95b6-053832926c82

 
Posted by Bri. on Thursday, March 01, 2007 - 7:18 AM
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The Madness Of Mandy
Miss Manda Lynn

 

Yes I am so sick of thoes fake ass friend request as well Tiff ... you hit the nail on the head with this one... go get them girl... funny as hell and so truthful ..

Manda :)


 
Posted by The Madness Of Mandy on Thursday, April 12, 2007 - 7:04 AM
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Sommer Fazio
Sommer Fazio

 

Yeah -- it's some bullshit! Haha

No one is safe and their profile is anything BUT sacred... lol

 

♥


 
Posted by Sommer Fazio on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 12:26 PM
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The Prodigal Son

 
true
 
Posted by The Prodigal Son on Monday, November 26, 2007 - 4:50 AM
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Baddy

 
I'm just happy to see that most of the profiles linked in your original blog post are now GONE!

Which means I can now be the sole pervert on MySpace.

Kidding! :)
 
Posted by Baddy on Saturday, February 23, 2008 - 8:42 PM
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NIL
Nicholas Ivan Ladendorf

 
Only most of the pictures are obviously porn. I think some are stolen from other peoples profiles. And I have some friends that I almost marked as spam because they had a picture that I thought were fake, but aren't (or if they are have kept up the act for quite a while now)
 
Posted by NIL on Monday, August 18, 2008 - 4:18 AM
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CRAKA
David Lynch

 
Fucking classic so true your the shit:)
 
Posted by CRAKA on Wednesday, May 13, 2009 - 8:25 PM
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