Canada is colder, whiter and cleaner than the United States. Some of the club owners up there run around recklessly brandishing rectal thermometers. BC hicks, using sarcasm and guilt, force visitors to roll cigarettes for them. Stages float, roads are unpaved and the drug ravaged natives manically roam the streets in their skivvies, waving their shirts in the air like they just don't care. US expatriates, Robby the awesome, Victor Noriega and his sexy feet…We stand on guard for thee.
In other news: 20,000 hits!!! That’s pretty cool.