FART JOKES ARE FUNNY.

AH MY WRATHKETEERS- I RETURN FROM MY NYC BASED EXILE TO YOUR WORSHIPFUL, LOVING EMBRACE. I HOPE YOU ARE ALL DOING WELL...IF NOT WELL, DAMN THAT SUCKS, FUCK- BLAH BLAH BLAH.

ANYWAY, I HAVE SINCE RETURNED TO THE MOTHERSHIP, OR DEATHSTAR AS I KNOW IT, TO MY BELOVED NIGHTSHIFT- AND TO YOU ALL.

SCREW THE LAND OF THE CITY DAYWALKERS; WITH THEIR TANS AND SUNLIGHT, TINY LITTLE EMACIATED PHYSIQUES AND BOLLOCKS TO THEIR LUNCH HOURS AND BUSINESS CASUAL DRESS (BUT I'LL SAVE THAT FOR A FUTURE RANT, MMKAY)

TODAY'S TOPIC: FART JOKES- HISTORICALLY FUNNY. 

RECENTLY A SUMERIAN TABLET WAS DISCOVERED DATING FROM 1900 BC, CONTAINING THE WORLD'S OLDEST KNOWN JOKE.

THE JOKE TOUCHED ON 2 BASIC TENANTS OF MODERN HUMOUR: FARTING & MARRIAGE. 

THE JOKE IS AS FOLLOWS: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

TAKEN IN ITS PRESENT TRANSLATION- NOT THAT FUNNY...BUT I THINK THAT IT MERELY DISPLAYS THE ABJECT DULLNESS OF THE TRANSLATOR, NOT THE WRITER. TRANSLATED PROPERLY ITS MORE LIKE: ONE THING THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN- A WIFE NOT FART ON HER HUSBAND.

ANOTHER GEM IS FROM EGYPT DATING APPX. 1100 BC: A woman who was blind in one eye has been married to a man for 20 years. When he found another woman he said to her, "I shall divorce you because you are said to be blind in one eye." And she answered him: "Have you just discovered that after 20 years of marriage!?"

APPARENTLY UNOBSERVANT HUSBANDS & FLATULENT WIVES WERE JUST AS VIABLE AS COMIC FODDER THEN AS NOW....DON'T BELIEVE ME? WATCH THE BLUE COLLAR COMEDY TOUR.

PONDER THAT MY CHILDREN
SKWERL