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Bethy Mac

Mary Mac


Last Updated: 12/10/2009

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Gender: Female
Status: Single
Age: 22
Sign: Virgo

State: Colorado
Country: US
Signup Date: 11/12/2004

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Samuel (2)
Zampanò (2)

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Thursday, July 12, 2007 

Current mood:  drunk
Category: Life
1st base= Skim milk/ fat free
(Making out/Christendom hook-up followed by rosary walk)

2nd Base= 1% milk
(Touching of any kind, nothing below the girls belt, followed by talk with the chaplain)

3rd Base= 2% milk
(Oral sex, looked down upon by the church unless used only as foreplay in a marital union, meaning you cannot 'get off' from this, it can only be a build up, also if engaged upon in dating period, you must run to the chapel and then break up with your significant other)

Home = Whole Milk
(hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing, totally fine if you're married, as long as you don't use contraception, if you are drinking whole milk and you are not married you will go to hell, amen.)
11:20 PM
 
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katie
katie baughman

 
so basically...... i will have to refer to this everytime. because you keep telling me the different %s, and I cannot remember not even 5 minutes after you just told me. thanks, bethy <3
 
Posted by katie on Friday, July 27, 2007 - 3:42 AM
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Bethy Mac
Mary Mac

 
I'm glad you appreciate my creative genius
 
Posted by Bethy Mac on Saturday, July 28, 2007 - 12:12 AM
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Andrew Grim

 
Mary this is the most ricockulous thing i have ever heard in my life. wat da fuck are you thinking. oral sex is wa more fun to get off on then real sex cause then you get to c the suprise duh. and about breakin up wit the gurl after that sounds like a completely wonderfull idea so there is sum hidden genious in this oddity you call a guide. wat you should have said was everyone loves whole milk and theres nothing that can be done about it and 1% is jus a tease and should be banned forever. have a nice day my wonderfull cousin
 
Posted by THE REAL REAPER on Thursday, October 04, 2007 - 11:45 PM
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Zampanò

 
2 Kudos = that's Half-n-Half baby. ;p
 
Posted by Zampanò on Tuesday, October 21, 2008 - 4:26 AM
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