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Hello everyone,
Do you want to see the most rudimentary, boring website in the history of the internets? Yes?
Ok! Here is a link!
WWW.GILGONGORECORDS.COM/STEPHENSTEINBRINK
It is here that I will be selling BRAND NEW "Stephen Steinbrink" and "French Quarter" Cd's and Zines and T-Shirts and Caps.
You should buy some because I would really like to own your money IN RETURN FOR SOME GOOD POSSESSIONS.
There are handy "PayPal Buttons" littering the webstation.
Do you use PayPal? If not, you can do mailorder too!
Buy! Buy! Buy!
The quality of the items really are of high quality, and I offer to you a 100% satisfaction garuntee. 100%
The website will also include info like news regarding my individual bullshit, such as news in my life.
Here's an example "Stephen Steinbrink watched a two hours of televison with his parents' tonight after eating a very bland dinner."
Thank you for reading this email. And I hope you can make me a rich man by buying my things.
Buy my things please. My things are well made.
I do love you,
Stuben Steinberg
9:26 PM
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