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Kai Tier



Last Updated: 3/26/2009

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Status: Married
Country: AU
Signup Date: 2/1/2006

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Tuesday, April 03, 2007 

Category: News and Politics

When Lara Bingle asks "where the bloody hell are you?" in Germany, the answer is invariably "in the bathroom with a copy of GQ". See kids - in my world if Lara Bingle's bungle bungles were that precious to her she'd stop attempting to protect them through legal avenues, and try other means of keeping them private - like - wearing clothes - or not getting her snatch out for any schmoe with a camera. Having said that, Lara - if you're reading this - I'm a schmoe and I've got a camera back at my place - send me a message.

In my world the three mines policy would be extended in australian politics to a "one gagging" policy. Basically this means that for as long as John Howard is still gagging on George W Bush's pork sword David Hicks can say what he likes. Someone needs to explain to the PM  that the Australian constitution isn't a collection of anecdotes - it is legally binding - he can't employ the same ignore and disregard tactics he uses with unions, Peter Costello, and the Australian public. The plea bargain that Hicks has been given is convenient and unconstitutional, which is why I'm led to believe that Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't the only politician in the states with a hummer, it's just that Bush gets his hummers from little Johnny in the toilets at the UN.

That's my world.

Michaeℓ [Madhrivisa]

 

Funny and rude. I've never heard 'pork sword' before.. and it totally creeps me out lol.

Dunno what to say about the promotional chick, but Bingle... a mix of Bing! and Pringle, is funny. Did she get all her clothes off or something?


 
Posted by Michaeℓ [Madhrivisa] on Tuesday, April 03, 2007 - 1:33 AM
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Kai Tier

 
yeah she's suing zoo magazine for printing topless shots of her - and GQ has just printed nude shots of her which might make her case a little bit harder.
 
Posted by Kai Tier on Tuesday, April 03, 2007 - 1:38 AM
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Michaeℓ [Madhrivisa]

 

Zoo magazine... like she posed topless with polar bears or something? Or is it 'ZOO' like 'GQ'? The weird thing is.. I could actually picture her posing nude in a zoo... it's all about promoting Australia.

How can you sue someone if you take your own top off? Sir, I'm suing you.. I pulled down my pants and flashed my ass. Therefore.. I'm suing you. Maybe it was sneaky beach topless photos? Either way I think I've missed the point and I'm rambling about hoo hoos.


 
Posted by Michaeℓ [Madhrivisa] on Tuesday, April 03, 2007 - 1:53 AM
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Kai Tier

 
Nope. You're onto it. The only one missing the point here is Lara Bingle. But Zoo magazine is like an FHM type dealy that people buy for the articles.
 
Posted by Kai Tier on Tuesday, April 03, 2007 - 1:56 AM
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Mikey

 
Pork sword... The Un-Kosher, Un-Hallal version of the Penis.
 
Posted by Mikey on Tuesday, April 03, 2007 - 1:35 AM
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Mikey

 
I thought that the constitution was anecdotes :/ Damn.. After making it as a comedian I was going to try out politics. Damn you Kai Tier! and your world! :P

 
Posted by Mikey on Tuesday, April 03, 2007 - 1:37 AM
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Kai Tier

 

Yeah, maybe we should go into politics. Quick - you go sleep with Pauline Hanson and I'll prepare the lie detector.


 
Posted by Kai Tier on Tuesday, April 03, 2007 - 1:40 AM
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deeCee

 

Pure GOLD!

I was expecting a mention of the Hanson/Oldfield saga :p


 
Posted by deeCee on Tuesday, April 03, 2007 - 1:50 AM
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Kai Tier

 
yeah I know - I haven't had time to write it yet, but I'll edit it in at some point.
 
Posted by Kai Tier on Tuesday, April 03, 2007 - 1:56 AM
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Built for sin.
I am Awesome.

 
lolz. You're always funny and on top of controversial news. Catch ya sooner or later.

Peace out, dawg.

 
Posted by Built for sin. on Tuesday, April 03, 2007 - 10:23 AM
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Dolly

 
haha pork sword. maybe thats why our primeinister is always mumbeling because he always has a mouthful of cock.
 
Posted by Dolly on Sunday, April 08, 2007 - 5:51 AM
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Kai Tier

 
Definitely quite a sound theory. Then again, maybe he's just been walking around with an undiagnosed stroke from the 80's.
 
Posted by Kai Tier on Sunday, April 08, 2007 - 5:53 AM
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