When Lara Bingle asks "where the bloody hell are you?" in Germany, the answer is invariably "in the bathroom with a copy of GQ". See kids - in my world if Lara Bingle's bungle bungles were that precious to her she'd stop attempting to protect them through legal avenues, and try other means of keeping them private - like - wearing clothes - or not getting her snatch out for any schmoe with a camera. Having said that, Lara - if you're reading this - I'm a schmoe and I've got a camera back at my place - send me a message.
In my world the three mines policy would be extended in australian politics to a "one gagging" policy. Basically this means that for as long as John Howard is still gagging on George W Bush's pork sword David Hicks can say what he likes. Someone needs to explain to the PM that the Australian constitution isn't a collection of anecdotes - it is legally binding - he can't employ the same ignore and disregard tactics he uses with unions, Peter Costello, and the Australian public. The plea bargain that Hicks has been given is convenient and unconstitutional, which is why I'm led to believe that Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't the only politician in the states with a hummer, it's just that Bush gets his hummers from little Johnny in the toilets at the UN.
That's my world.