Hi my gum
chums,
I am sorry
to be writing you about a woeful matter.
I
generally aim to engage in strictly Glee-ful chatter!
Alas, this
is a desperate measure for a desperate time.
In my distress
I find myself seeking solace in rhyme!
Glee Gum
is being discontinued at Trader Joe's.
And this
sad fact is the cause of all my worldly woes!
Trader
Joe's carries only Peppermint Glee,
But they
buy an awful LOT, you see!
Still it
seems that sales are slow
And so
Glee Gum has got to go.
If you
could take a moment's time to help keep Glee in stock,
You would
make me the happiest gum mascot on the block!
Sometimes
Trader Joe's brings discontinued products back
When
enough customers complain about their lack!
So please
consider calling a Trader Joe's store
About the
lack of Glee Gum (which you adore!)
Or send an
email to corporate HQ
And tell
them why Glee is important to you.
Together
perhaps we can save Glee Gum
And stop
all its fans from feeling glum!
Yours in
Glee, naturally,
the Glee Guy