Read this all the way to the end; it's suber-important that you do this, and take your time to try to understand everything that's going on. *nods* i wrote it so like, i hope you enjoy the deep meaning behind it all by the end :)
The Players:
Jibbeh, Lord Of The b0x0rs. He thinks the world smells, only it's actually his own BO.
Bottie, Mass-Consumer Of Potatoes. She assumes the price of oranges is universal worldwide and hence uses big words all the time.
- - - - - THE START - - - - -
Jibbeh : Why hello there, m-my dear ... friend. I hope you had ... fun, and games and such.
Bottie : I greet you warmly, my affable acquaintance of nescient verdure.
Jibbeh : Flattery gets you ... nowhere, though i like where this is hea-headed...
Bottie : Indeed. *eats a potato*
Jibbeh : I see your ... habit ... hasn't changed at ... at all.
Bottie : Expungence of the Cause is a necessary evil; benign tolerance is inadequate.
Jibbeh : It seems that you are ... act..actively p-pursuing the Cause?
Bottie : Adamant. Though we pursue, it is offensive defense. Pre-emptive, so to speak.
Jibbeh : Int-Interesting, then we may ... dine ... in peace.
Bottie : Understood. A cause for worthy celebration; victory is a given conditional.
Jibbeh : Ye-yes ... On that note, there will be several changes to the order of ... service, here.
Bottie : *eats a potato*
Jibbeh : ...It seems ob-obvious that we are ... losing ... this battle. This war.
Bottie : Affirmative. Though I deem it an unnecessary cause to abstain from conflict.
Jibbeh : Right, surrender slash retreat is n-not an ... option. i would rather ... suicide.
Bottie : Compliance. There is no greater aspiration than eliminating the Cause.
Jibbeh : "That Which We All Fear Greatest, It Was Always Ourselves."
Bottie : Revelation? You are identifying the Cause with that which resides inside us?
Jibbeh : It ... It may s-seem so, though I ... though I sincerely ... hope not.
Bottie : Intrigue. Cardial contingency; dwelling in the subconscious leads to impurity.
Jibbeh : Right, a-and if we ... if we were to harness this ... impurity ... then...
Bottie : Omnipotence. Harnessing this means to ascend beyond humanity. *eats a potato*
Jibbeh : Yes, a self-indulged path to ri-righteousness? Cheese is most certainly the ... answer.
Bottie : Impossibility. Ascension, ie purity, is unable to be attained without perfection.
Jibbeh : And humans ... humans are n-naturally ... imperfect.
Bottie : Flaws. Blemished lambs are unacceptable for bloodshed, as impure martyrdom, too.
Jibbeh : Then it is ... settled; we strike at d-dawn, and purchase cheese beforehand.
Bottie : Unconditionally. Cheese products are well-suited upon potatoes as garnishing.
Jibbeh : It ... It will be a n-night to ... remember.
Bottie : Completion. *eats a potato*
Jibbeh : Well, I'll be ... leaving ... then. Good day to you, m-my camarade en armes.
Bottie : Conclusion. Departure. Absence. *leaves*
Jibbeh : Gosh th-that girl is ... strange. *leaves*
- - - - - THE END - - - - -
And just in case you were trying to make sense of any of that, it wasn't meant to make sense. SO THERE.
*eats a potato*
*runs*