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Status: Single
City: Collingwood, Melbourne
State: Victoria
Country: AU
Signup Date: 2/1/2006
Tuesday, April 03, 2007 

Current mood:  chipper
Category: Life

chopper here..hi to one and all.

my manager Andrew Roper has put a challenge to the copy cat freako Sir Ronnie Johns for me to show up on stage at one of his upcoming shows at the Melbourne Comedy Festival next week.

Let me or him know what you think.

Would love to turn up and sit in the front row staring at him hey!

Chopper

Dutch

 
i think it's a bloody beautiful idea. You took him from tears to glory. His show would have got the uncle chop chop a year ago if it wasn't for yourself.
 
Posted by Dutch on Tuesday, April 03, 2007 - 9:06 AM
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~DarkStar~

 
Hahaha, I think its a brilliant idea!
 
Posted by ~DarkStar~ on Tuesday, April 03, 2007 - 9:13 AM
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Johnny

 

 Then grab the keys and go thought the joint cell by cell and icepick the spines of every faker in joint.. .make paraplejics out of the lot of them.

Haha seriously thought wouldn't he be a bit nervious, make sure you do at least one slit throat moation.

- Johnny


 
Posted by Johnny on Tuesday, April 03, 2007 - 10:18 AM
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Oliver

 
hahahahaha do it! do it! It'd be funny as.
 
Posted by Oliver on Tuesday, April 03, 2007 - 11:15 AM
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Vanessa the Vanishing Blossom

 
Hah!  Brillaint.  Do it.
 
Wish I could be there....

 
Posted by Vanessa the Vanishing Blossom on Tuesday, April 03, 2007 - 11:22 AM
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MeliciousPhotography-MissJune HellYeah Calendar
Melicious Photography

 

DUDE! That'd be fricken sweet!

DO IT!

 

and tell him to harden the fuck up!


 
Posted by MeliciousPhotography-MissJune HellYeah Calendar on Tuesday, April 03, 2007 - 11:31 AM
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loosecanonfilms

 
i reckon he's a funny cunt... could be a show that both of you. alter ego choppers....
 
Posted by loosecanonfilms on Tuesday, April 03, 2007 - 12:45 PM
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G THA DEVIL aka DOM ONE

 
Yeah....have a stab at it mate.  Be big laughs no doubt and give Ronnie a bit more material to swindle.  (He does a decent enough job though, Chop.  Dunno bout those ears of his though....)
 
Posted by G THA DEVIL aka DOM ONE on Tuesday, April 03, 2007 - 1:54 PM
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Brian

 

A Chop-off!!!!  That would be hilarious!!!  You should come out on stage and stand behind him when he is doing his act, the look on his face would be priceless!!!


 
Posted by Brian on Tuesday, April 03, 2007 - 3:05 PM
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Steve Roderick

 
brilliant idea, chooper. he might even crack a joke at you, better yet, he might feel under pressure from you judging him.
 
Posted by Steve Roderick on Wednesday, April 04, 2007 - 2:27 AM
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Sherman

 
I mean, what he does is funny as.
And imitation is the highest form of flatter... That means he likes you (in a non homosexual way)

 
Posted by Sherman on Wednesday, April 04, 2007 - 2:47 AM
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J-F (M.C.F)
J-F Fury

 

Sounds like the best idea ever!

Can you let us know which show you will be at? it would be worth going just for that!

J-F


 
Posted by J-F (M.C.F) on Wednesday, April 04, 2007 - 2:55 AM
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Kimmolation [R.I.P. Ben Marlin]
Kim West

 
Yeah I reckon you should do it, it would be a great laugh and good publicity as well
 
Posted by Kimmolation [R.I.P. Ben Marlin] on Wednesday, April 04, 2007 - 3:39 AM
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Miss Anonymous

 
haha.. i think that would be hilarious.. but i'd feel sorry for the guy, but the audience would love it i reckon.. they probably think it was staged...hehe
 
Posted by Miss Anonymous on Wednesday, April 04, 2007 - 4:00 AM
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Thats a awesome idea. U know what would be funnier, if Chopper rocked up impersonating Ronnie Johns impersonating Chopper. What a laugh, stick him at his own game

Good work Choppa Management, keep up the good ideas. I just wish i was in melbourne to see it!


 
Posted by on Wednesday, April 04, 2007 - 8:02 AM
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★★BROOKE★★

 

Do it Chopper....dare ya  can I please come with ya? 


 
Posted by ★★BROOKE★★ on Wednesday, April 04, 2007 - 11:40 AM
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TheDoomwizard.
Steve Fraser

 
i would fly to oz to see that brother.
 
Posted by TheDoomwizard. on Wednesday, April 04, 2007 - 10:07 PM
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MISH ©
Misha Fitt

 
do it, film it, post it! love it 
 
Posted by MISH © on Wednesday, April 04, 2007 - 10:55 PM
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Le Turd

 

Best idea Ive heard in a long time. Take a mate with a video camera and make this  a part of the next webcam.

And, for the record, I dont think Ronnie Johns exists. The actor is a bloke called Heath Franklin. Thought you shoud know because if you scare him a bit it will be more effective if you use his real name. Then he knows you can track him down.Ha Ha.

Keep up the good or bad work.


 
Posted by Le Turd on Thursday, April 05, 2007 - 12:04 AM
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Rainer
Rainer Buesselmann

 
Fucken A !!  Ill buy your ticket. if you were to show up front row center with out warning it would have to make him squirt a liitle wouldnt it?
 
Posted by Rainer on Thursday, April 05, 2007 - 12:16 AM
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she_devil_vamp [MFL]

 

Yeah he has only become Popular from his "chopper" Sketches, So why not show up there without him knowing and play a lil Scare tactic with him.

You can walk onstage with a blowtorch lol 

That would be worth every dollar to see! haha

but tell us which show it would be so we can come and see it too! lol


 
Posted by she_devil_vamp [MFL] on Thursday, April 05, 2007 - 2:34 AM
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Posted by on Thursday, April 05, 2007 - 5:47 AM
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THIS IS ASA...

 

He's proppa takin the piss Chop.

Go on the show and cut the cheeky fukkas ears off.


 
Posted by THIS IS ASA... on Thursday, April 05, 2007 - 11:12 AM
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Guy - the one and only

 
this mate, is fucking classic. he will shit his jocks mate.
have a good one
Guy
 
Posted by Guy - the one and only on Friday, April 06, 2007 - 3:21 PM
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yer go for it chop chop
 
Posted by on Sunday, April 08, 2007 - 10:41 AM
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suicidal blonde

 

lve never seen the guy but everyone says he's funny, he is making a huge dollar off you dear l would seriously consider robbing him after the show or during it, it might pull you out of the shit. sb


 
Posted by suicidal blonde on Tuesday, April 10, 2007 - 11:40 PM
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Ross

 
Im going to see him on Tuesday, U better be there and do something!!!!!!!!

 
Posted by Ross on Saturday, April 14, 2007 - 11:32 PM
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Animal

 

It would be great to see both of u on stage togethere as a team but as to him being scared I dont think he would be as the photos on Choppers site clearly show Mark and Heath mucking around at the recording of one of them skits hence they have already met .

But calling him out to pay you cash now for the skits seeing as u have seen him get more famouse since your first meeting could indeed put a worry into him hehe.


 
Posted by Animal on Tuesday, April 17, 2007 - 11:14 PM
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Shoges
Shogo Iida

 
DO IT!!!!!  And release the Chopper Read Showbag as well!!!!!!!!!
 
Posted by Shoges on Wednesday, May 02, 2007 - 9:27 AM
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Listen Chopper fuck ronnie johns even i had series 1 and 2 my dad went to a show u should 2
 
Posted by on Thursday, June 28, 2007 - 11:36 AM
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go to nu page myspace/mr2rise

 
stear the cunt out.. he will brobably crap himself. take the mic. and beat him senceless with it. catch ya round chops
 
Posted by go to nu page myspace/mr2rise on Tuesday, December 04, 2007 - 4:22 AM
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Rob
Rob Hume

 
you wouldn do it!!
 
Posted by Rob on Friday, March 21, 2008 - 4:02 AM
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Whatmeworry
Clint Ferguson

 
Go for gold cobber!!!
 
Posted by Whatmeworry on Tuesday, May 05, 2009 - 9:24 AM
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