
ASSHOLES
&
TROUBLEMAKERS
TOUR 2009


+ Very special guest: Mark”Chopper” Read
(aus)
Behold!
Legendary grind core freaks Anal Cunt (us)
joins
forces with the ever provoking bastards in Haggis (nor) on this massive
FUCK
YOU of a European tour! To top it all off, notorious Australian crime
lord and
author of ten consecutive bestselling books Mark ”CHOPPER” Reed
glues it all together as MC/spoken word show
The
tour starts in Norway. on the 1st of October and
dates available are 5-15th
of October.
We
have two ways of booking this show:
1 Way:
*The
bands play for 100% of the door after break even
with 20 euro (or the
equivalent in whatever currency is used) tickets/entrance
fee. Promoter
supplies proper P.A and Rider.
2nd Way:
*The
band gets a guarantee of 3500 euro + 25% of the
door after break even.
Venue/promoter supplies proper P.A and Rider.
Note: The bands bring full backline.
Venue/promoter must provide a
proper P.A and sound engineer that is not
retarded, deaf or can't speak English!
Also if the venue does not
have a
shower, Venue/promoter must also pay for a hotel room nearby where we
can get cleaned up.
The venue MUST have a backstage with room enough for both
bands
The
venue MUST have a stage; we don't play on the fucking
floor!
The
venue MUST have a space set up for our merch with proper
lights
One
(1) Local act is allowed as support, but to be honest, it’s not
needed
Rider:
1 Hot
meal pr travelling member, MEAT no vegetarian crap!
All
beverages are to be served COLD!even the red wine.
2
Large pizzas with MOZZARELLA cheese, tomato/marinara
sauce, and pizza
dough.
2 750 ml (or litre) bottle of Jim Beam (or 3 Litres of Jack
Daniels)
1 Case of Guinness and 3 cases of high quality local beer with a
minimum
alcohol percentage of 4.5%
44 Drink tickets if show is at a
place that has a bar
12 Cans or bottles of sprite or ginger ale (super
important, Seth cant sing
without this)
26 Cans or bottles of coke
(plastic bottles will not do!)
24 Bottles of spring water and 2 bottles
of cheap-ass red wine with a minimum alcohol percentage of 12%
2 Pack's
of Marlboro lights cigarettes, 10 big towels, plenty of ice cubes,
cups,
various sweets and snacks
Booking, questions and what
not: kvernavigaa@hotmail.com or call Ottar: 0047 993 67 249
Don't be
coward like
shrimp, be
brave like prawn!
Book this unholy alliance NOW!