In my spare time I'm an amatuer Mullet Hunter. I emailed pictures to mulletsgalore.com, but I never see them up! So I've put my pictures together here to show off my trophies.

*Sometimes updated!*

This one is a little older, as you can see. I called it the Hooter Mullet. This guy cruises around North Adams bars trying to pick up chicks in his tuffy-tee, but I don't think they're interested.

I found this one on our trip to Florida. This is flagrant child abuse! His parents should be put in jail!

Also from out trip to Florida. Its not a great picture, but you get the idea. Comes with a matching moustache. 

I took this one last week. Look how the grease in his hair shines! I'm sure he must have just used the jheri-curl activation spray. Side burns neatly trimmed.. I'm sure he put a lot of time in to his hair. But how else could you make it look that good? (side note- he has giant ears)

I guess this is a woman......?!!!

I don't even know what to say about this one. I called the WTF Mullet.

This guy was at the Red Herring not too long ago. He was totally rockin the rumpled striped button-down, skinny tie and acid-washed jeans. CLASSIC!!!

I would also like to thank Brad for making this all posible!

How could I let these slip by me? I guess I have so many pictures I forget where I keep them all.

Well, this is your basic, average NASCARMullet:

I get double points for this one cause its a perfect profile and I did't have a decoy. Oh yes, this was a very dangerous situation because I hear the NASCARMullets are pretty aggressive; and if caught I would get an earfull of hilly-billy gibberish before getting whacked in the face with that pool stick.

 Aaaahhhh Poodle-Mullet. Fluffy-puffy and sensitive?

Don't let this whimsical sense of romance mislead you here. Mullets don't take no shit from no one!! This was the only picture I got because I got caught and had to flee for my life. This guy seriously wanted to kill me.

Dog the Burger Hunter

Now I did not encounter this guy personally, but I hear he was a pretty friendly in a punchasize-you-face-for-free kinda way. Accept his loving kindness! Also note how the mullet seems to be creeping around to his face. Watch your McChicken!!

Thanks to Ant for this guy!

Aaaaaaaahhhhhh, North Adams, you never dissappoint me. This is a nice day off with the kids. The sun-kissed tresses of the flowing mullet and the happiness of the children's faces make this day seem all too perfect!

Never trust a mullet. There is always something sinister lying beneath the surface. And never never trust your children to them!

THANK YOU ALI!!