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Neil Hamburger


Last Updated: 11/30/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 54
Sign: Cancer

City: cardboard box
State: New Mexico
Country: US
Signup Date: 2/2/2006
Saturday, November 08, 2008 
In little over a week, I will be performing at a "cat hotel" in Burbank to an audience of mostly cats.


There will be space for a few human beings to attend as well. As this is a cat kennel, alcohol will not be served, though cookies, coffee, and cat food will be available to patrons.


Rescued cats will be available for adoption. Admittance to this unusual show will be a mere $7 suggested donation. Prior to my performance, the cats and humans will be shown a short film by Chris Manz, entitled "Knock Knock".


Here are all the details for the event:

Sat. Nov.
15 9:00PM
The Cat Hotel
1807 W Magnolia Blvd.

Burbank, CA 91506

You will need to RSVP, as space is limited.

RSVP to chrismanzshow@gmail.com
Currently reading:
Model Licence Conditions and Guidance for Cat Boarding Establishments
dividedbyzach
Zachary Goode

 
I want to buy a cat some food, then punch it in the stomach and watch the cat food fly out of its mouth.

 
Posted by dividedbyzach on Friday, November 07, 2008 - 8:13 PM
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яử‭↓йєґ

 
hamburger, why did the cat cross the road?



well, because he noticed that batman forever was playing across the street starring HEATH LEDGER!!!
 
Posted by яử‭↓йєґ on Friday, November 07, 2008 - 8:13 PM
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Stupid Robot™

 
They must have had some bad experiences serving alcohol there in the past, and I've apologized for what I may have done.

 
Posted by Stupid Robot™ on Friday, November 07, 2008 - 8:13 PM
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dj skellington
DJ Skellington

 
RSVP'd! We'll see you there.

 
Posted by dj skellington on Friday, November 07, 2008 - 8:14 PM
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Patrick
Patrick Maupin

 
I heard this is the famous hotel where Sid Vicious' cat OD'ed on catnip.

 
Posted by Patrick on Friday, November 07, 2008 - 8:38 PM
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mel

 
This sounds to me like the event of a lifetime. If there's anybody I like better than Neil Hamburger, it's a whole bunch of cats.

 
Posted by mel on Friday, November 07, 2008 - 9:01 PM
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Chris Manz
Chris Manz

 
Remember to RSVP through me if you want to see this show! (The cat hotel is obviously smaller than a people hotel, so not a lot can get into this thing). You can RSVP through my email chrismanzshow@gmail.com or my myspace page. It's going to be fun (and a little bit smelly).

 
Posted by Chris Manz on Friday, November 07, 2008 - 9:52 PM
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The Juke Bottle Casino

 
the people below me can't do things
 
Posted by The Juke Bottle Casino on Sunday, November 09, 2008 - 11:32 PM
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Superfan
Adam Noble Bass

 
fecking awesome
 
Posted by Superfan on Sunday, November 09, 2008 - 11:33 PM
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Jen

 
i love you even more for this!
 
Posted by Jen on Tuesday, November 11, 2008 - 6:07 AM
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AZITA

 
At last perhaps you will make someone laugh.

 
Posted by AZITA on Tuesday, November 11, 2008 - 6:50 AM
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Simon

 
What did the poor cats do to deserve this?
 
Posted by Simon on Tuesday, November 11, 2008 - 6:50 AM
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Fist of Kong

 
whew!, i had to read this a 2nd time
to make sure it did'nt say you were performing
in CATS the musical!!
 
Posted by Fist of Kong on Wednesday, November 12, 2008 - 6:12 PM
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Raymondean

 
I hope there was pussy galore.

 
Posted by Raymondean on Wednesday, December 24, 2008 - 5:05 AM
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Shannon Hurley

 
That was a cat-tastic comment!
 
Posted by Shannon Hurley on Friday, December 26, 2008 - 9:51 AM
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