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Neil Hamburger


Last Updated: 11/20/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 54
Sign: Cancer

City: cardboard box
State: New Mexico
Country: US
Signup Date: 2/2/2006

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Sunday, April 26, 2009 

Current mood:  scared
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

Would you like to be annoyed by TWICE-HOURLY bleeps and blips, alterting you to the latest traffic jam or car breakdown experienced by "America's #1 Funnyman", Neil Hamburger?

It probably won't happen, as Neil is far too busy and much too inept to be a regular "Twitter correspondent". Yet a Twitter account has been set up: www.twitter.com/neil_hamburger
Currently reading:
The Swine Flu Affair: Decision-making on a Slippery Disease
By Richard E. Neustadt
BEATLOAF
Beat Loaf

 
oh jesus fuckin' christ. you're the ONE person I'd join twitter for but I never thought you'd actually get an account. son of a bitch. thanks a fuckin' lot. Now I HAVE to join up and become a stupid twit.
do you have swine flu too?
 
 
Posted by BEATLOAF on Monday, April 27, 2009 - 12:47 AM
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Gen

 
Aw yeah, Neil AND Beatloaf on twitter. I think some part of my body just came, but I can't tell which.

 
 
Posted by Gen on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 - 5:59 AM
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Ree Ree
Slutty McSlutterson

 
Twitter blows chunks bigger than my memaw does after her Sunday morning box of wine.

 
 
Posted by Ree Ree on Monday, April 27, 2009 - 12:48 AM
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Kentucky Prophet

 
Yes! This is a source of excitement in my boring, listless existence.
Thank you Neil!
 
 
Posted by Kentucky Prophet on Monday, April 27, 2009 - 12:48 AM
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Superfan
Adam Noble Bass

 
The only good reason I've heard to join the retarded.

 
 
Posted by Superfan on Monday, April 27, 2009 - 12:48 AM
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mel

 
I knew it would only be a (short) matter of time.

 
 
Posted by mel on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 - 10:14 PM
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Jen Reynolds J~Rey
Jen Reynolds

 
I will twollow you :-P
 
Posted by Jen Reynolds J~Rey on Thursday, May 07, 2009 - 9:22 PM
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