Undoubtedly, many of you are unfamiliar with the entitiy which is known as 'MySpace.' Initial estimates predict an 18% increase in traffic to the site now that the Comic Book Haters have entered into a mutually-beneficial agreement with the popular website. With this comes mass confusion from the fans who have made the 'Leap Over,' resulting in some technical problems from MySpace productions.

Though those estimates are admittedly on the lower side, the Comic Book Haters have downplayed their decision in lieu of a larger celebration. "Yeah, we were tempted to really ham it up; you know: the gala premiere with celebrity guests and all that sh#t," says Co-Host DJ Sloofus, "but we really wanted to keep it low-key. It's going to cause a big enough shitstorm as it is."

Fellow CBH founder Schooly G was unavailable for comment, though his spokesperson did inform us that he was "Busy burning off the MySpace profits," leading many investigators to believe that the reportedly huge signing bonus may be even more substantial than first thought. A syndicated PSA on local access television in the Atlantic City area featured a fully-beared G waving a Peruvian flag and repeatedly chanting "Ave Beeria" over and over again.

Fans have been advised to sign up for the Comic Book Haters Frappr Accunt and fan-forum now, before traffic limitations impede on accessibility.