y'all, have you ever wondered how gross it must be for santa to climb down all those chimneys!??!?

one time, when i was P.O.ed at Taylor for not giving me a hand while i was installing the new flusher on the toilet, i went up to the roof and wouldn't come down until he starting singing and dancing to that "Look at this stuff" song from that mermaid cartoon. Anyway, when I was on the roof, I tried to climb in the chimney because I had to tinkle and I didn't want taylor to see me give in. but i took one look down that chimney and said no way jose. there were all sorts of icky cobwebs and gross moldy leaves in it. And I swear there were beady looking eyes staring up at me. I bet it was a bat mom, ready to suck my blood if I messed with her bat babies! if you mess with bat babies, their mom doesn't play with them ever again. and she sucks your blood and you turn into a vampire!
Do you ever wonder how Santa's coat stays so clean? I mean, chimneys are gross icky places! I asked my son Rabbit why and he said it was magic.

see you guys on saturday at second city's donny's skybox. 7:30pm. www.secondcity.com for more info.


love,
me,loribeth