"gateway to the soul for the passive kind"-definition of a blog.

"like two cowgirls driving into the sunset"-road trips with steph.

"the taller the heels, the closer to jesus"-"the bigger the hair the closer to god"
"every hole has it's chance for glory..."-kenny blankenship of mXc.
"here's a fun fact...."-my new favorite thing to say.
"the only difference between me and a madman is that i'm not mad"-almost as genius as his work(salvador dali).
"life...is to live..."-worst qoute ever. (by one of the dudes of U2 at grammy's).
"life...is what happens when you're busy making plans"-a GOOD quote from a great performer-John Lennon.
"you're the happiest person i've ever pulled over"-what the cop said to me friday.
"my space is like shopping for friends"-nicole tells it like it is.
"kinky for governer"-yea, i agree.
"como se dice........"-americans in mexico.
"don't call me, i'll call you."-what i wish i could say to some people.
"showin' off his "male-sacs"-was that supposed to be a mating call?
"rock and/or roll"-choose it.
"that equals true"-best answer to replace "yes".....marc's a comedy genius.
"look, kim...i'm gonna need ya to....zzzzzzzz..."-walter's drunk.
"dancing is silent poetry"-simonides said circa 500 b.c.
"he's missing his special part"-ben and i visit the sclupture garden today.
"did you just say penis? it's PEANUTS."-the daily show rocks.
"have you ever felt so happy, you almost couldn't stand it?"-all the time.
"how bout cooking up a nice bowl of SHUTTY STEW!"-Kevin James, you rock my world.
"give her the hot beef injection."-steph-can you handle it?
"that's the way the baklava crumbles"-yep.
"i caught you a delicious bass"-go see napolean dynomite-you'll get it.
"i'm not gonna sass it up in the dollar store!"-aww, come on steph. sass is your middle name!
"mellow mood has got me, so let the music rock me"-bob marley said it, and i am feeling it.

"are you tired of reading this?"-i'm tired of writing it.