Hi there,

We've never really used this before, but we figure, HEY! it's worth a shot!  We're a hard working, talented, and attractive 3-piece rock band looking for a fourth member to round out our sound.  Collectively, we're 17'5" tall, weigh 400 lbs and have brown hair. 

Us: We like to write hit records, play Goldeneye and eat Wheat Thins.  When we're not rocking out, we like to cruise for babes, host dance parties and go for long walks on the beach. 

You: Play bass AND guitar, no ego, be willing to switch up instruments as the song calls for it.  Preferably be a coffee drinker and not use mixers when drinking whiskey.  If you can sing, GREAT, but if not, that's cool too.  You should have a big...stage presence. 

Who knows, maybe this could be the start of something great?  We want to go slowly at first, but if there's chemistry, then who knows?  Must be somewhat open to the possibility of a long-term commitment. 

Hope to hear from you soon!  Pics not required.

Best,

Hello Ninja