PART ONE!!!!!!!!!
THERE WERE THESE TWO LOVELY LADIES......
JENN
And
KIRSTEN
Just total princesses from the land of cotton candy and marshmallows.....
One day they decided to go out for tea…..
They soon realized they really click and that together they could have a lot of fun, so they decided to be bestfriends.
They did so much together, they went snowboarding, and shopping and they shared some really funny stories. OH! and they even partied together….
Can you believe it??? Like partied? Not even kidding you….
So they scored some hockey game tickets one night….. and decided to get into the spirit of the game and wear all red, cause thats what color the flames wear... duh. If you're gonna do it, do it right! Isn't that what they say?
Well we didn't just do it right, we did it every way imaginable and well……
The pictures will tell the rest of the story….. J
YAY LETS JUMP ON THE BED, WE NEED TO GET PUMPED
Jump jump jump
Jump jump
WEEE!!! THIS IS FUNNNN!!!!!!
IT SURE IS ISNT IT JENN?!! WOOP WOOP!!! YIPPEEEE!!!!
OH LOOK WE ARE AT THE SADDLEDOME NOW! WE LOVE THE SADDLEDOME! ITS SO FUN!
OH KIRSTEN YOU ARE SO SILLY, DON'T POINT AT YOUR CROTCH, ITS NOT LADYLIKE. SHEESH!
OH LOOK, WE FOUND OUR SEATS. THEY ARE REALLY CLOSE TO THE ICE! WELL OBVIOUSLY BEING THE BIG DEALS THAT WE ARE. Duh!
GO FLAMES! WE'RE NUMBER #1!! (you get it? Like the finger says?)… nobody ever accused me of not being super clever.
OH AREN'T WE SUPER SILLY SOMETIMES. WE LOVE THE LADIES BEHIND US, THEY REALLY ENJOYED OUR COMPANY. THEY INVITED US OVER FOR CABBAGE ROLLS.
MMMMM CABBAGE ROLLS…..
OH STOP IT YOU TWO…. THAT'S JUST PLAIN CRAZY….
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GOOD GOSH HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SUCH SILLINESS?
GEE WILLICKERS, WILL IT EVER END…. ? HAHAHHAHAH
HEY JEN I'M REALLY FEELING THOSE RED BULLS… THEY GIVE ME GAS,
CAN YOU HELP A SISTA OUT AND PULL MY FINGER?
ONLY IF YOU PULL MINE FIRST, HERE IT IS, IT'S RIGHT HERE, SEE???
OH LOOK OUR TONGUES ARE WORKING REALLY WELL just like our fingers, THE CAT SURE DIDN'T GET HIS PAWS ON OUR TONGUES…. Nope he didn't… nu-uh(THAT'S ME BEING SUPER CLEVER AGAIN… I AM GOIN PRO)
JENN! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR CUP YOU SILLY GIRL?
YES APPARENTLY RED BULL GETS HUNGRY AND EATS COKE CUP.
ITS OKAY… BULLS HAVE TO EAT TOO, especially the red ones.
OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS WHO IS THAT SILLY CREATURE???
WHERE DID HE COME FROM???
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE IT…..
IT'S HARVEY THE HOUND!!!!!!
AND HIS TONGUE IS REALLY LONG AND IT WORKS LIKE OURS CAUSE THE CAT DIDN'T GET IT. BUT MAYBE THE CAT DID CAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE MUCH TO SAY.
WE LOVE YOU HARVEY!!
OH LOOK WE ARE SUDDENLY OUTSIDE. WHAT HAPPENED?
WELL APPARENTLY U AREN'T ALLOWED TO GET SUPER HYPED UP ON RED BULL(JUST RED BULL I SWEAR) AND MAKE LOVE TO HARVEY SO IT WAS TIME FOR US TO GO……
OH KIRSTEN, WHERE SHOULD WE GO???
I DON'T KNOW JENNY POO BALLZ, PERHAPS WE SHOULD SPOON EACHOTHER UNTIL WE FIGURE IT OUT.
GOOD PLAN!
TO BE CONTINUED……………………………………………