"I just got home from work and I feel like I escaped from some kind of controled insanity called traffic and then throw in those, this-is-my-world-attitude-humans walking out in front of cars with those goddam headphones on so loud I can hear the music. To say the least, it was a comical ride home. All I could do is laugh at it all. We human beings can be some funny muthafuckas if you have the right sense of humor to go along with this society we're in.

Which leads me to this. Whenever I'm stuck in traffic like that my imagination runs wild sometimes. I was thinking about the first, No.1, (Of course God is No.1, I'm not faithless here) but the first person, the first person to do anything or say anything? For instance... the first person who ever put the two words, mother and fucker together to form motherfucker, had to be pissed at the time. I'm pretty sure it had to be a man those words were directed at. I'm just sayin'.... the word had to start somewhere. There IS a beginnig like everything else. To me, the word has a nice ryhthm to it. It's obvious, I like the word. It does have a... certain flow to it and it sounds good when it's said correctly (Kings English is MOTHERFUCKER and it slowly became MUTHAFUCKA and every now and then, you get the real good one, MU-AFUCKA... now, when one of these are strung along with the right words in company. Oh yeah, it's sweeeet. And not everyone can do it. Some shouldn't do it. For instance Tom Berenger in "Platoon", his was NOT convincing. It had this Ivy League thing on it. Now, Samual L. Jackson....   "Say what again. Say what again, mothafucka, say what one more Goddamn time!"  his are sweet, everytime. Al Pacino... in Heat, he was throwing down some pretty good muthafuckas I remember. And Wanda Sykes, she knows how to string the right words together also. Oh yeah, the word has no discrimination, to the surprise of some, it IS used as a term of endearment, "Alicia Keys is a bad muthafucka!" It's a good thing here. Anyway, to name a few mothafuckas who are good at saying muthafucka. So, this is where my mind goes when I'm stuck in traffic :-) Who was the very first motherfucker.

 Since I'm here, I'd like to take this oppurtunity, if I may and salute all you MOTHERFUCKERS out there. If you are a father, you are a classified and certifiable motherfucker."
:-)

Oh, something else just popped up... I've  come to grips with nigger/nigga. Now I'm aware the word is here and it's not about to pack up and leave. I have a good overstanding of the word. But I don't have to like it. I don't like war but it's here and it's not going anywhere. It'll just go somewhere else... things being as they are, I'd rather be a muthafucka than a nigga/nigger. THAT, I can really get with. Yeah, I'm a "muthalova" more than the other :-) I have and  I've had relationships with mothers, single mothers that is; and THAT is one classification and the "relationship" is certified, BAM! Instant MOTHERFUCKER... There you go. I'm in. Yeah, I'd rather be a muthafucka... "What up muafucka?" :-D