THIS was funny, like randomly funny. Aight here how it happened. One day during the summer of '06 when school was out, girls runnin in they bikinis on the beach. But instead goin to the beach me n my cuzin Mike Jones (aka Da King 75) remember the name yall.

But yeah anyway mike came by my house n we wanted to do something that day. So we decided to go to China Town in chicago cause I wanted to buy a metal forehead headband from Naruto. So we got on the bus of Ashland 9 going Northbound. We was being stupid as usual we b like lookin out the windows n b sayin something randoms abt cars like how the headlight b lookin like someone's eyes or something. Then once we got off the bus at Cermak. we walked to anotha bus that will take us directly to chinatown. So we sat on the curb waitin for the bus then all the sudden this random guy kept swingin on the pole talkin nonsense like he was like talkin to his cigarette, He was like "mmmhmmm ima smoke u up n ima do it goood" n he actually moan while smokin. I was laughin hard as hell. then finally a bus came we got on. Kept lookin at the window cuz dis lil 5years old lookin boy kept staring at us nonstop like we did something bad..Maybe he neva seen a dude wud look like Rob & Big (lol) but yeah anyway we got off the bus and finally CHINATOWN... Walkin around seeing restaurant door by door and then we came across this store where they sell anime stuff like poster, toys, movies, cds, and some kungfu outfit. So we walk around and saw some weapon store, we went on in there n check out some sword which was hot. and i still gotta go back up there to get that katana i want. Anyway we went back to the anime store..I went ahead n bought the kungfu outfit. We start walkin around right n i was like i wanna put this stuff on now...ok ok get ready here's the FUNNY part (seriously). Me n mike found an alley (mike had to pee anyway) so then we went in the alley i told him to go first so he went on n did his business then i went on further down away from his peed area and took off my clothes like i was being a superhero puttin on my costume... AND OUTTA NO WHERE this asian drivin dis van slowy in the alley and saw me changin n he drove closer n dis dude was pointin and laughin his ass off..I mean wha are the odds 2 black dudes in the alley trynna do something from the public. Me n mike was rollin then afta a couple of hours we headed bak to my house n chillax.. we kept laughin abt this asian van driver..