lol... ok i had this one dude a couple of yrs back who i met threw friends.we talk on the phone agreed to meet @ the movies bt wen he got there he was nothing like he had describe him self to be... ok no biggie i look at it as a free movie. bt no boy did nt let me enjoy the wack ass movie he took me to see and to top it all off he left me at the movies alone for more then 20 mins. and the nikka went to go eat and left me in the movies by myself . so wen he came bac. i left  and went home...
 

my hell date was i met this fool off this damn myspace and then we went out.  meet the nigga downtown after work.  he was half hour late.  and then we he got there he was coming out the train station,  he lied and came his car was in the shop which i found out was bullshit.  and then the nigga didnt look nothing like he did in the pics.  he had put his brothers pics on his page as himself.  so anyway i figure i could at least get a free movie since i had to wait for him to finally show up.  we get in the movies so i wanted my popcorn and soda like i normally get and this nigga tells me no. he dont buy that stuff when he goes to the movies.  so if my mouth is dry i betta drink my spit.  i turn to him and said nigga u serious he said yes.  i got up and went to the other side of the theatre. about 20 mins later he come to me with a soda and popcorn, which i didnt drink nor eat bc he could have done something to it.  so i told him to get away from me bc i didnt want it now.  so when the movie was done i went to the bathroom this fool had the nerve to  b standing outside the bathroom waiting on me.  when i came out he was like was im going home with him.   im like negro r u serious.   i didnt come with u and im damn sure not going home with u.  i came out the movies and caught me a cab left that nigga standing on the corner.  the next day he had the nerve to hit me up on myspace talkin about when is our next day.  i told him to kiss my ass and dont even think about callin me again.
 

 

Ok this happened a few months ago...dude comes 2 get me n he has his man in the car he said he was droppin him in bk but they had 2 do sumthin 1st. We stopped @ a barbershop on 145,, n broadway he left me in the jeep 4 about ahalf. he came out mad n told me 2 come in the shop cum 2 find out they was tryna buy oz. of weed n em effa's sold him packin peanuts (lmao) He starts beefin n i'm tryna get my shit out his jeep!now his friend was in the shop drinkin a colt45 n they went in the bathroom smokin sumthin i swear had 2 be dust. we finally leave(he still didnt get his $ back) stop @ a gas station his friend see's a blood boy n starts barkin like a dog n throwin up gang signs plus he's blastin the music so loud its vibratin thru my body. Im tellin him drop me home he is still drivin 2 bk i had 2 start wildin. finally get home n the friend tells me how he makes his own blessin oil n is tryin 2 bless me. told dude lose my #...he stilll calls 2 this day!
 

Lmaoooooooo @ blessin oil
 

wow, i was reading all those stories an all i can say is wow. well my saga began on the space here. met a dude that seemed halfway decent, very educated, good job, no kids an pretty stable... we spoke a couple of times before i decided to take him up on the offer to go out with him. it was a sunday afternoon. usually on sundays we do this soulfood thing at my house. we cook every sunday, really big and my family an i enjoy, like the movie soulfood. i don't know y i decided to do that shit this sunday afternoon but homeboy came thru for me, an he came thru in this fly ass whip. this sportly convertable mercedes benz. that was cool, he came dressed in business attire which was cool to. the plan was to meet up for food an drinks, cool. we left an ended up in china town first, parked up an everything walked over to the restaurant and saw that it was kareoke night. he changed his mind cause he claimed he didn't want to sing, i then took it upon myself to remind him we didn't come out so i could hear him sing, he still refused. got back in the car and drove all over manhattan. passing a million lounges and restaurants. this made me feel like a three year old being promised to go to mc donalds and passing them all. with every bar an restaurant we passed he had an excuse, either he didn't like it their or it was closing soon, or some BULLSHIT! we finally ended up at a pizza place, i was like WTF.... is this what i left home for? long story short the date started and never made it off the ground cause he was a cheap bastard. he called and wrote me on the space thinking all was well, but i never answered. and i never will.
 

LAST SUMMER I MET THIS FAT ASS NIGGA... FAT BOYS AIN'T MY THING BUT I FIGURED I'D BE NICE AND HE HAD GOOD CONVERSATION. ANYWAY WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET AFTER I GOT OFF OF WORK. SO WE DID AND HE WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE ME OUT FOR DRINKS AND THEN WE WERE GOING TO A STEAK HOUSE. WHEN WE FINALLY MET HE TOLD ME HE HAD TO GO TO BKLYN CUZ HIS BOY OWES HIM SOME MONEY, SO I FOLLOWED HIM WITH MY CAR JUST IN CASE I WANTED  TO SPIN OFF ON HIM IF HE STARTED ACTING UP . SO WE GET TO BKLYN, HE GETS THE MONEY, SAYS HE GOTTA MAKE ANOTHER STOP. HE ENDS UP STOPPING AT THE BOOTLEGGER SPOT FOR A SMALL ASS BOTTLE OF HENNY THAT I COULD'VE DRANK MYSELF!! THEN WE GO BACK TO QUEENS (MAD DRIVING FOR NO REASON!!) SO AND HE PULLS UP AT A DINER. SO I'M LIKE NIGGA THIS IS A DINER NOT A STEAK HOUSE!! HE SAID ITS A STEAKHOUSE CUZ THEY SELL STEAK. SO WE ARGUING BACK AND FORTH AND I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO HIM THAT STEAKHOUSES SPECIALIZE IN DIFFERENT KINDS OF STEAK AND ARE VERY EXPENSIVE. THIS BULLSHIT WE WERE AT WAS A REGULAR ASS DINER, AND JUST BCUZ THEY SELL STEAK(LIKE EVERYONE ELSE) DOES NOT MEAN ITS A STEAKHOUSE! ANYWAY AFTER WE EAT, HE PAYS AND ASKED ME TO LEAVE A TIP!! SO NOW I'M COMPLETELY PISSED AND READY TO GO, BUT I LEFT THE TIP ANYWAY. WHEN HE SAW HOW MUCH I LEFT HE SAID IT WAS TOO MUCH. SO THEN WE ARGUED ABOUT THE CALCULATION OF LEAVING A TIP. FINALLY WHEN WE WERE LEAVING HIS FAT ASS TOOK ALL OF THE FREE MINTS OUT OF THE BOWL!!!!  I LOOKED AT HIM AND HE SAID FUCK IT THEY FREE SO WHY NOT TAKE ALL OF THEM. I TOLD HIM THAT WAS MAD GHETTO AND HE CALLED ME STUCK UP. SO FINALLY I'M SO DISGUSTED WITH THE NIGHT I JUST WANTED TO DRINK AND GO HOME AND HE WAS HOLDING ON TO THE HENNY FOR DEAR LIFE. SO NOW HE ASKED ME TO FOLLOW HIM CUZ WE WERE GOING SOMEWHERE TO DRINK. 15 MINUTES LATER THIS NIGGA PULLS UP IN FRONT OF THE TELLY TALKING ABOUT WE JUST GONNA GET OUT OF THE HEAT AND SIT UP UNDER SOME AIR CONDITIONING AND DRINK...WE DIDN'T HAVE TO DO NOTHING IF I DIDN'T WANT TO BUT IF IT HAPPENS IT JUST HAPPENS.THEN IN THE SAME BREATH THIS NIGGA ASKED ME TO GO HALF WITH HIM ON THE TELLY!! I TOLD THIS NIGGA THAT IF I WAS 16 YRS OLD I PROBABLY WOULD'VE FELL FOR THAT DUMB SHIT BUT TELLY ARE STRICTLY FOR FUCKING AND THERE WASN'T ENOUGH LIQUOR IN THE WORLD THAT WOULD MAKE ME FUCK HIS FAT ASS!! THEN I SPINNED OFF ON HIM. THE ONLY THING THAT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT WAS THAT I WASTED GAS AND TIME AND GOT SOMETHING TO EAT AT A CHEAP ASS DINER!! I WAS SO MAD I DIDN'T EVEN DRINK...THERE WASN'T ENOUGH FOR ME AND HIS BIG ASS ANYWAY. HE STILL CALLS ME EVERY ONCE IN AWHILE BEGGING TO CHILL AND MAKE IT UP TO ME
 

Umm my worst date would have to be with this guy I met at this bar..that sure was a blame it on the alcohol night,cause when he came to pic me up I wanted to make a run for it smh..bad enough dude came to pick me up in a paramedics truck,really thinking that its was cool..isn't that illegal lol..but we go dowtown to catch a movie for some reason he turns into mr.happy pants wanna sing and dance while were walking to the theather...on top of dad he had horrible breathe..movie ends and I'm in rush to get home now because I'm totally turned off..infact I didn't even want him to think he had a chance of getting a second date so I made sure I gave him back his money for my ticket and drink..hop out that truck with the quickness once it reached my block and never turned back...ewww never hook up with a guy once your drunk..lesson learned
 

lol....so i met this guy coming home one day and gave him my # he called me up to go to the movies i said ok i went in the car and every was cool we was coversating til we got to the movies ,we had to wait for the next show so we wet back in the car and played chess on his computer and he thought just because i live in the hood i didnt know anything about chess ayway the movie started and just when i thought everything was good this mother f**ker started trying to kiss on me and feel me up so i kindley turn to him and you will pull back numbs then he like what i said we on a date im not your girl we finished the movie he like lets sneak in another one ad i was like are you serious smh and i thought i was ghetto then we surposed to go to a restuarant and we ended up at some deli for sandwishes i thought i was back in highschool then hes like so you coming to my house im like no hes like so when you coming to my house i kindley look at him and said all you did was take me to see a movie and eact a hero and that means you something well shit atfer all the shit i went thought you owe me a house and some millions tha i got out of the car and said thanks for making me feel younger lol then he kept calling begging me to come to hes house so he eat me out and all this nasty shit i told if you kept calling my house with this shit im gone to blow up his f**cking car and find and shove my fist down his throat i think he got the pic cuz he stopped calling :-)
 

lmao oh wow this is mad funny
 

My worst date, now its funny if i think about it but i dont want to go thru that again... i was going to the movies with this guy,  i told him to pick me up, i gave him my address, when he was close to my apartment he called me and said he was outside, i came outside and he wasnt there, i called him, he was like a block away from my place, i walked to him... we took the highway, he didnt close the windows nor airconditioner and the radio was very loud, we got to the theater, he didnt open the door for me. He bought the tickets. He didnt offer me anyhing to eat, we watched the movie, he was laughting so hard that it was annoying. I was dying to go home. He took me home and i got out of the car while in motion. I remember he said "dont be a stranger". He knew that was the last time i was gonna go out with him. He tx me the same night and the next day and ask me what did i think of him. I didn't answer. He was soooo inmature. Next!

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OMG J. Cole story is madd funny!  She's as crazy as me I see!
 

yo i went on a this random ass date. chicl called me up after havin my number for a few years. I was bored but it sounded cool. so i meet her and her hair looked nice and all  but she got a sprained ankle or some shit. so that we means we cabbin it everywhere. she aint even on cruthces so we gotta stop walkin every two seconds and shit.
she says lets go to the movies.
we get to the most ghetto-ass theater in all of New Jersey.
Armed security. people yellin. everyone there was strapped except for me.
 Plus i look around and im the only white person for miles.
she wanna see "soul plane" which she said she saw three times already. 
i was like naahh fuck that. i wanna be out all these people gettin rowdy and shit and im dolo with not even a pocket knife.
Plus i look weirder than a motherfucker to everyone around me.
we get back to my neighborhood and we see this dude runnin with a stripper on his back and shes begging for help.
This broad im with falls and now shit her ankle is really bad and im carryin my date and she wants me to go rescue the stripper.
 mind you i dont even know how this motherfucker got her on his back out the club and jus ran out like that.
people was so shocked they stood there.
so i dont go after the guy because im carrying this broad. n
ext thing you know we go bowling and it costs a ridiculous amount.
 I ask the people if everyone playin pays that much for a game. the guy insists they do. i smell bullshit but pay anyway.
 the bitch cant even stand yet she wanna bowl. and want a soda and food and... annndd...now i ain't cheap but we coulda just went somewhere and got fucked up and that woulda been great for me.
now she there and ain't even interested in me and we both checkin other people out and shit. We leave that place and againn cabs beat me for half my wallet.
not even a kiss or nothin but i was cool with that.
we actually still cool to this day in fact she was the chick who introduced to what myspace is.
 i woulda never made a myspace if she didnt show me how.

and it was cheaper to bowl with one of the specials but the guy was givin me the interracial couple price which is a ripoff and a cold stare.