TSR WISE! STAND BY FOR SECRET PRIZE. YOUR " 6 mini-camping toilets for something pretty small" HAS WON YOU THE COMPETITION.CONGRATULATIONS. OVER.
This woman is angry/sad. It is not because of her curious comb-over.
It is because she has in her hands a beautiful yet useless thing of wonder that refuses to comply to the laws of modern practicality.
Please tell her what she could use this beautiful item of wonder for.
If this pleases the angry/sad woman you will receive an equally beautiful wonder-thing but with slightly more use.
We (I) give you one week.
We (I) thank yous.