Well, wrap me in plastic and call me Green!!!
As green as a rookie, with hands in the cookie jar...
Green as a dollar bill, deforesting Capitol Hill...
Yeah, we got the will to be ecological...
Though it seems illogical to read the words, "Go GREEN!"
On the side of a bottle that will end up in a colony of trash...
Colony of trash...
Secret stash...
Karma cache...
The eye of the storm won't even bat an eyelash...
I find it very ironic, when municipal garbage collection
Refers to itself with names like, 'Waste Industries'...
We take it as a subversive command... Waste Industries...
Haplessly consuming all we can... Waste like wipe out industries...
Hardly heeding the message on the refuse...
As we refuse the right to reincarnation...
Would YOU come back as a plastic lid?
Knowing if you did, that's it! You're immortal...
Slowly breaking down into tiny bits of yourself...
Synthetic plankton for dead fish...
Make a wish...
But did you have to eat your cake on a styrofoam dish?
"Go green!" If you're a muppet... It ain't easy being...
But that catch phrase is for planet killers who dress in eco-friendly clothes...
Earth assassins, full of chemical fertilizer...
Oh! Tupperwarefore art thou?
Wrap my conscience in a ziplock bag...
I'm going green with garbage envy...
Hypocrite with a plastic pen...
Forgot to say when...
Landfilling up my Zen...
8-24-09