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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 46
Sign: Libra

City: Toronto
State: Ontario
Country: CA
Signup Date: 2/9/2006
Sunday, June 24, 2007 

Current mood:deceitful
Category: MySpace
Remember in Chapter One how I wrote about the two girls on my friends list who had the same photo and I didn't know which one was real? It turns out that the one who I thought may have been real has started using a photo of another girl on my friends list! My goodness. This is hilarious to me.

I had this feeling of joy and accomplishment when I caught this, but then it led to a "What now?" situation. Now there's three people in this weird triangle of fakery. Who's who? Who knows?! Who cares?!?!

It's amusing to see people on my list using each other's photos. It makes me wonder if it was pure coincidence that they all added me as their friend, or if they were idiotic enough to go steal one another's photos after seeing them on my MySpace. Uh, HELLO, I can see them too!

I have this overwhelming desire to post the three MySpace profile links up and let everyone judge them, but I'm not that mean, nor do I think anyone really cares. Heck, I don't even care.

You: Then why did you write all of that?
Me: Just to entertain you, I guess.
You: It really wasn't all that entertaining.
Me: I hate you.
You: Yeah, probably. I'm a fake.
Me: What!?
You: I'm not really another person. It's just you pretending to be another person for the sake of having some dialogue here.
Me: Does this mean I hate myself?!
You: Yes.
Currently listening:
Fake Plastic Trees
By Radiohead
Release date: 25 September, 2000
Snake? Snnnaaakke!

 
aaww come on tony i konw there can be fakes but cheer up...atleast they still like you ..even if they are sorta weird and maybe copy ppls photos for some unkown reason lol im not fake and i love ya ^_^ funny as hell lol
 
Posted by Snake? Snnnaaakke! on Sunday, June 24, 2007 - 4:29 PM
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That Rude French Teacher
Tryph or Gekko

 
We should tell them to fake off.
 
Posted by That Rude French Teacher on Sunday, June 24, 2007 - 5:18 PM
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Shaye
Shaye Weaver

 
People are rediculous! I think it's more difficult to be a fake than to be yourself, why go to all the trouble!?
 
Posted by Shaye on Sunday, June 24, 2007 - 5:21 PM
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Rock and Roland
Mackenzie Bryant

 
Once again, you managed to waste about 2 minutes of my life....Thank You! I'm just kidding, I love you, your great!


Oh, also, two of the friends on my friends list have the same photo, too. I asked about it and it was just my friends back up, because they have alot of trouble with their first one. But, I'm sure thats not the case with the people on your friend list.
 
Posted by Rock and Roland on Sunday, June 24, 2007 - 7:18 PM
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Onur diye biri...
Onur Taner

 
Eh, the uploader of YouTube banning in Turkey video was fake too. Some users thought that he was Greek but he's British.
 
Posted by Onur diye biri... on Sunday, June 24, 2007 - 9:14 PM
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Maybe they're all the same person... ooo... insert spooky music here. Or, they saw the last blog post and just decided to mess with your head. That's probably pretty likely. Yeah, I'm going with the "messing with Tony's head" theory.
 
Posted by on Sunday, June 24, 2007 - 10:12 PM
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Sibry Productions

 
Ahh the joys of MySpace. Give us these 3 profiles and we'll judge. Go on you know you want to.
 
Posted by Sibry Productions on Sunday, June 24, 2007 - 10:28 PM
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Black UniGryphon
Kandice Zimbleman

 
But... uh... didn't you say you were fake too?

Or, is this a faker bandwagon thingy?

Well, fake that!
And, fake you, too!
Fake you, and your faking fake-fake friend fakers!
What the fake!?

OK... so, that was too fake...

Maybe, I should "just keep it real" next time. :(
 
Posted by Black UniGryphon on Monday, June 25, 2007 - 2:05 AM
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Kaita

 
that's pathetic! haha, well, i bet they weren't expecting to be caught red-handed by the ever-so-stealthy tony.

great radiohead album, too, btw!
 
Posted by Kaita on Monday, June 25, 2007 - 2:54 AM
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Meky Mek

 
Sweet WineKoneness, you've started a trend of 'keeping it Fake'
who knew that Tony would Change, and Define the internet
 
Posted by Meky Mek on Monday, June 25, 2007 - 2:56 AM
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Courtney

 
Fantastic.
 
Posted by Courtney on Monday, June 25, 2007 - 4:39 PM
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Ikari

 
so its like a threesome of fakeness?
 
Posted by Ikari on Monday, June 25, 2007 - 8:58 PM
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Your Mom

 
Quit talking about me like I wouldn't know, a hole!!!

<3
 
Posted by Your Mom on Tuesday, June 26, 2007 - 12:31 AM
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Mr. Furious

 
Or Like You Said B4, They Might Be Ugly. So They Want To Be Someone Else, Either Way Your Going To Be Cool With Them... Right?
 
Posted by Mr. Furious on Tuesday, June 26, 2007 - 3:03 AM
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Jarra ♥♥♥

 
That’s rather scary. I'd hate to think of someone ripping of my photo.
But why would they bother, my life isn't really that interesting, and although I am beautiful it’s not the slut beauty which people usually rip off on myspace.

*This comment was brought to you by random crap in Jarra’s head and the number 5.
 
Posted by Jarra ♥♥♥ on Tuesday, June 26, 2007 - 4:39 AM
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Fluffy
Stephanie Merrill

 
i told you i was fake, right?
 
Posted by Fluffy on Tuesday, June 26, 2007 - 8:34 PM
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♥ MCV ♥

 
you have over 10,000 friends...

how in the world did you notice the picture situation??
Either very impressive or very obsessive...
 
Posted by ♥ MCV ♥ on Wednesday, June 27, 2007 - 1:49 AM
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Jannelle

 
Do you listen to "Fake Plastic Trees" every 24th of the month?
 
Posted by Jannelle on Friday, July 06, 2007 - 9:07 PM
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ZippoLag

 
lol, I'm gonna open chapter 3 now, I can't wait to see what else can hapen.
 
Posted by ZippoLag on Saturday, July 07, 2007 - 4:07 PM
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Marleena

 
That was cute.
 
Posted by Marleena on Tuesday, July 10, 2007 - 11:13 PM
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Tony, You are a genius!! Even when I think I'm not going to completely love a video or "blog" of yours, I always smile half-way through it and by the end, I'm totally loving it! - (even though some things push the envelope quite a bit). I think I should confess that I'm not really John Heder (the actor that played Napoleon Dynamite (I think that's how you spell his name?)), I just thought he makes a pretty cool profile default picture - I have an idea for my next photo... I'll try to get it up in the next few days. You'll have to tell me how you like it, ok?
 
Posted by on Thursday, July 12, 2007 - 5:26 AM
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Stephizzie

 
I think it would basically be the most amazing thing ever if someone pretended to be you. That would be pretty confusing. For yourself.
But, wait, I'm sure people already do...
 
Posted by Stephizzie on Saturday, July 28, 2007 - 12:21 AM
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Lola helen

 
It would be very odd if someone used my photo on theeir profile. Why would anyone want to look like a little 14 year old child? (I am making a reference to the previous comment I have made on the 14+69=NO blog)
 
Posted by Lola helen on Monday, August 13, 2007 - 8:06 PM
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Lola helen

 
I got a question: Why are the comments posted by order of from oldest to newest. The most recent comments posted at the bottom of the last page. The most recent comments are the most important, they should be on top and at the front. Oh well...
 
Posted by Lola helen on Monday, August 13, 2007 - 8:11 PM
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Paul
Paul Chen

 
Winekone, I think I know who you're talking about!! I was just looking at people's profiles on myspace (looking for hot girls of course.) And I saw a picture of a person that I recognized. I recognized her photo from comments that she left on your profile a long time ago (before I got myspace). When I found this, I pretty much freaked out. Hmm, what if it was just somebody else who stole that girls picture, that would just be sad. What a sad world, wide web. Okay, I think I'm done. This comment is getting way too long, and I doubt that you will even have the time to read it.
 
Posted by Paul on Thursday, August 23, 2007 - 7:38 AM
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Connie

 
I have seen your videos there are 3 you's.
 
Posted by Connie on Saturday, August 25, 2007 - 10:10 PM
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Crystal
Crystal Stasik

 
I have been on a radiohead kick lately... I'm not quite sure why. It's nice to know that i'm not the only one out there.
 
Posted by Crystal on Thursday, October 18, 2007 - 6:52 PM
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MissMellaT

 
You know what I also hate? When people try to be really funny or random or match wits with you, and it's painfully obvious that they don't have the intelligence to do so.

People, you are either funny or you're not. If not, it's fine. But please don't try. It only becomes less funny and more pathetic.

Perhaps this does not annoy you as much as it does me. But it does annoy me and very much so. People will do ANYTHING for attention, even if it means making fools out of themselves. Here is a general example:

"OMFG TEHWINECONE! I luuvvvv u so much! N guess what? I like cookies. Yep. N also u rule and I luv mudkips. ORLY? Yes. I is funny 2 sumtimes like u. So wen r we hangin out? COMMENT BACKK!!!"

Maybe you should have a fan page, and then a private page only for people who can express themselves with some form of dignity and intellect. It would be hard to figure that out though as some people are good at disguising their idiocy. But I know you know what I mean!!
 
Posted by MissMellaT on Friday, January 18, 2008 - 5:43 AM
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THE AMERICAN PREP!!!
cody gornall

 
lolololololololol,i just read this one too.they r so sad lololololollololololololololohahahahhahaha
 
Posted by THE AMERICAN PREP!!! on Friday, February 01, 2008 - 5:10 AM
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MaKeAwIsH
Angela Mueller

 
I no what you mean.

There was this girl on my friend list, and she told my her name was Joanna,
And then, a few weeks later, I went to go look at her page, and then she changed her name to Page or something...
 
Posted by MaKeAwIsH on Monday, April 21, 2008 - 4:46 AM
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†eph0 L.K.H.//

 
those people scared me D:
i always thinking they are a serial killer or something like that XD
 
Posted by †eph0 L.K.H.// on Friday, June 20, 2008 - 10:38 PM
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Paul
Paul Chen

 
delete this comment and the other one 8 comments above. myspace doesnt provide a link or option for me to do that.
 
Posted by Paul on Friday, July 25, 2008 - 5:52 AM
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oh2panther2

 
rotflmao!!!! You are so freaking funny... I love when you talk to yourself and you answer back. People suck! don't trust anyone and in your case you shouldn't trust yourself either. ;p
Christine
 
Posted by oh2panther2 on Wednesday, September 17, 2008 - 8:52 AM
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