The 2X2 meme, courtesy of Captain Jason Pettus. I'm assuming that if I'm getting this, everyone else on the internet (or cybernet, as I like calling it) has already done it. Twice. So I won't be forwarding it on. The meme ends here. You're welcome!

Two names you go by:
Chris.
Divine Sherpa of the Midwest.

Two things you are wearing right now:
A hoodie that was made for someone ten years younger than myself.
Too much hair.

Two things you would want (or have) in a relationship:
Respect.
Laughter.

Two of your favorite things to do:
Let's see, the "your mom" joke is just way too played out at this point, isn't it? I'll just say travel and write, mainly because I'm not sure how to say "enjoy time with my loving wife and son" in a way that even comes close to capturing the real, uncheesy joy of that. Wait. Traveling and writing is kinda cheesy sounding too, isn't it? Crap. Finding new music that doesn't suck? Prodding a laugh out of someone, no matter if I like or even hate them? Um, eating?

Pass!

Two things you want very badly at the moment:
A city.
Two additional hours of free time. Daily.

Two pets you had/have:
Red and Dottie Mae, an enormous pair of brother and sister cats.

Two people who will answer these questions, or first to send it back:
No one, since I'm the last human on the cyberhighway to answer them.

Two things you did last night:
Kicked a ball around the backyard with my son.
"Your mom" is still out, isn't it?
Damnit.

Two things you ate yesterday:
Palak Paneer.
Frosted Mini Wheats.

Two people you have last talked to:
You know who you are, you bastards.

Two things you're doing tomorrow:
Working.
And then not working.

Two longest car rides:
Springfield, MO to Albuquerque, NM. 13 hours straight.
Springfield, MO to Seattle, Portland, San Francisco, LA and back, over about a week.

Two favorite holidays:
National Astronomy Day! Bring the kids!
Thanksgiving.

Two favorite drinks:
The next one.
And the next one.