And my longwinded response:

you know, i had a feeling this would come.
yes everyone has a bad night?

the internet is not real. Is your husband the tough asshole he acts like? probably not. but I think I made it clear that Fuck Buffalo, is an insult to not only me, but my entire family..why?
why is your husband entitled to an opinion but I am not?
I didn't go to Rochester, do a competition..remember the third grade teacher I lost too? did I then Blog about How Rochester could screw itself?
NO. Because if any comics in this area want to be taken seriously, because it takes a region to build a scene, they should stop bloggin like cry baby rookies.

happy? does that satisfy you? your husbands blog was an insult to the comedy scene struggling to make it in the entire WNY area. And I 've been running and producing shows too long to sit back and watch.
ok?
Ms. Loveman?
he sounded like a three year old, and I'm supposed to take him seriously as a performer?
and In regards to your blog, I can appreciate the need to get information. But in the title line?
I'm sure that was a real, motherly way to break it to these kids that their "beloved deacon" had passed.
Oh, and I CLEARLY stated that i didn't know either one of you, so how is this personal? how could it be beef? Chin Up, Eileen. It's the internet...

and HER reponse to that ( you know this will keep going...hehe)

"Yeah its the internet and its not real, so why the nasty shit? Because he felt like dumping on Buffalo? Who are you, the freakin mayor?

I saw you at Milestones your catch phrase was "too gay?" so don't bullshit me - the deacons name in the title line gets their attention, you know how fast things are, you just skim it and move on - which is what i'm going to do now, this is not worth my time, just letting you know you picked the wrong one to pull super dyke on -"

and y response..oh i meant to question when my catch phrase became "too gay" but i forgot

hey...SUPER DYKE..how did you know that's my nickname...you'll be happy to know that I've moved your emails to my blog..:)
ok, one more time..ready?
A city. Made of It's INhabitants.
Buffalo=my peeps.
WHY THE NASTY SHIT? your husbands blog was entitled FUCK BUFFALO...but now I started it....
and should that "you picked the wrong one to play SUPERDYKE with" is that a threat eileen?

way to go eileen, I knew it wouldn't take you long to get here!

not to misuse my nephews favorite song, but "Come On Eileen!"

I did say you were an excellent writer. And I did send it in an email, but not in reponse to anything, and besides, silly girl, I'm in the "BIZ" remember? surely you know that people like the dirty stuff, it's entertaining..

BUT on the bright side, I bet more people know about your husband than they did yesterday! That's a plus, right? BUT. folks in Buffalo REALLY are sick of being shit on, so I don't know how that will pan out.....tricky...

oh, and still, I have no references for my so called "too gay" catchphrase..although I'm sure my mannerisms imply it..

So, Becker.  I love you and Buffalo. 

While a little on the tar-paper shack side, I can't see how that has anything to do with the comedy scene there.  And though the pro sports teams in Buffalo have lost a few heartbreakers for the fans, I can't recall the last time I heard Rochester in the pro sports news at all.  Wait, there is that indoor lacrosse team I have never heard of outside of the wikipedia "rochester' entry.  How could I forget?

only for you...wait that was gross, but necesary for this one line zinger:

Kinda like you're only straight for your boyfriend!!

yep. zinger.

"wait a minute. you're gay?!!"

HHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

where have you been? my sis'speeps were looking for you in this battle...yuo'll be proud, it was an all out slugfest...but i think it has dulled to a murmur, but you should read it before it's gone...just know that the original blog said FUCK BUFFALO, it now reads, I love you too, BUffalo

Yeah well, you know about my yesterday... Today isn't any easier. I was playing catch up on those blogs though.

First off this Nuclear Jerkstain is obviously huge in his one little town... Which makes him... Well, a one trick pony. As for his wife... Eileen. I can understand her coming to his rescue. I'd be the batter for my wife in the blink of an eye, but what gets me is that Jerkstain is the comic here and somehow his wife has to rescue him. Sounds likea weak comic to me... and Eileen married him. Willingly I'm betting, so it doesn't say much for her either.

I've got a few towns I dislike, hell I've got a whole state I'd like to flush and sometimes it is the crowd and not the comic... But when others are getting their laughs and that one comic isn't... Well it ain't the crowd. Suck it up and work on it. attacking the city and the audiance is unprofessional and amature.