I wrote this a while ago but an incident moments  ago in the bathroom is making me repost it...

Girls are so fucking nasty. I know it. You know it. My biggest pet peeve, well, one of my top ten anyhow, is when a fucking girl squats over the toilet and pisses all over the seat and doesn't clean it up. Not only just on the seat but all over the toilet. The front of it. The floor. All over. It takes a mere second to wipe it down. At least the seat. I know for a hard learned fact that I don't want to sit in your pee. There isn't a whole lot as sad and disappointing as sitting down in warm, possibly tainted drops of a strangers urine. It isn't just at clubs or nasty parties. It is women of all classes and all locales. Ick. Be considerate and wipe your fucking piss off the seat. You are the reason that we have to squat to begin with. Jesus Christ. It isn't like you're going to catch aids or herpes from sitting on a toilet seat

Another nasty girl story...I used to work in this restaurant. A kind of family casual dining place. A lot of older folks, similar to Dennys. Anyhow, I was once sitting in the bathroom, taking a piss, NOT peeing all over the place, just in the toilet. As I sat there I gazed around and noticed all the strange paint scratchings there sitting level. I thought it strange that people would peel the paint as they sat there. Then I noticed that the marks were actually 3 dimensional. I took a look closer and realized what they were. Boogers. Hundreds of boogers. All over. Women were sitting there, going pee, picking their noses and wiping them on the bathroom wall! I was horrified. I mean, I don't sweep or mop as often as I should and have been known to have some ripe armpits but I have never picked my nose and wiped it on a wall!!!

Anyhow, sorry, i'm drunk. I'm ranting. I just don't want to sit in your pee and I don't want to gaze upon your booger garden. Wipe the seat with some tissue and do the same to your nose. Thank you...