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Last Updated: 12/8/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: In a Relationship
City: Undisclosed Location
State: Yogo
Country: TG
Signup Date: 11/16/2004
[10 Feb 2009 | Tuesday] 4:03 PM

Current mood:  energetic



So I just got this wonderful news emailed to me today!  This looks like a fantastic opportunity... but I don't know!

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Greetings,

I am sorry to encroach into your privacy in this manner, I found your listed
in the Trade Centre Chambers of Commerce directory here in  Japan, I find it
pleasurable to offer you my partnership in business,I only pray at this time
that your address is still valid. I want to solicit your attention to receive
money on my behalf. The purpose of my contacting you is because my status
would not permit me to do this alone.

When you reply this message, I will send you the full details and more
information about myself and the funds. If interested, please reply through my
alternate Email:jirohiroko01@gmail.com

Mr. HIRAKU  DAVID JIRO
(Head of Finance Dept,
Tokyo Mitsubishi Bank,
Tokyo, Japan)

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WOW!  I did not know I was listed in the Japanese "Trade Centre Chambers of Commerce"  I guess Pitchfork Industries is really taken a life of it's own.  With the Pitchfork Ranch, Onyx23 Entertainment, Sub.Version (Formally subsonicsin radio) and all the other make believe enterprises of PitchforkJesus Ltd. ©® & ™, it's not all that surprising, other than the fact that I am such a global force that even Japanese banks want a piece of the Pitchy action!

I am a tad bit skeptical though as to why the Toyko Mitsubishi Bank doesn't have their own mail server and has to use Gmail for such high level correspondences, not to mention the fact that Mr. Hiraku Jiro's middle name is DAVID, plus his gmail name doesn't match his business name.  Now I am no expert in Japanese culture, but I am fairly certain your name does not change based on formalities like how you would greet someone (i.e. Konichiwa vs. Moshi-moshi | hello in person vs. hello when answering the phone)  Perhaps I am being overly analytical.

I just don't know what to do, it seems like an amazing business proposition, but there is that little bit of skeptism and doubt.  UGH!  This is going to keep me up at night for sure!  Perhaps if we weren't in such a dire straits with the economy, this would be a no brainer, but with my bank account looking like the mouth of a meth addict, I am overly cautious.  What to do; what to do...

So in light of my upcoming Japanese joint venture business dealings, it might help to learn to count in Japanese.  Thank god for YouTube ;)

Currently listening:
Gogol Bordello /Gypsy Punks Underdog World Strike
By Gogol Bordello
Release date: 2005-08-09
Alice

 
Wow Pitchy, that looks like a FABULOUS opportunity to grow your current business concerns! AND don't underestimate the value of solid marketing expertise during this exciting growth phase. Remember, it doesn't matter what your business does, as long as your logo looks good and if you print on recycled paper – you're GREEN! ;)
 
Posted by Alice on [11 Feb 2009 | Wednesday] - 1:59 AM
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Pitchy

 
How right you are... I can't miss this once in a lifetime opportunity, I mean honestly, opportunities like this only come once in a lifetime, hence why they are called, um nevermind! :D So anyway, to kick off my forthcoming joint venture with one of Japan's largest banks, I have created this sample corporate logo.
 
Posted by Pitchy on [11 Feb 2009 | Wednesday] - 2:45 AM
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